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[Chickassan]

A little paranoid schizophrenic, I daresay.

One of my wackadoodle middle school kids had a meltdown last week saying the same thing....thought someone was poisoning his water. This kid's got issues.

A little! We spent all day yesterday looking for go go gadget spy cams so he could track down mystery chlorine in water i'm serious all day long!
I hope he dosent tell anybody, not only due to the mortification factor but he could get fired for filming at his job...over chlorine in water.

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

I just laughed so hard the dogs actually stopped licking their butts to look at me.

and , you are hilarious! Thanks for the chuckles, ya loon!

(edited cuz: gawd, my typing SUCKS)

Whoa, when a dog stops licking their butt to see whats up that is almost a superpower on your part!

 

[staceyj]

A little! We spent all day yesterday looking for go go gadget spy cams so he could track down mystery chlorine in water i'm serious all day long!
I hope he dosent tell anybody, not only due to the mortification factor but he could get fired for filming at his job...over chlorine in water.

Whoa, when a dog stops licking their butt to see whats up that is almost a superpower on your part!

Maybe he could stop at Walmart/ lowes/ homedepot on his way home tonight, (go to the swimming pool-hot tub section) and pick up a package of chlorine test strips.
He could test his water bottles and keep them in his desk.

 

[pitbullmomma]

Maybe he could stop at Walmart/ lowes/ homedepot on his way home tonight, (go to the swimming pool-hot tub section) and pick up a package of chlorine test strips.
He could test his water bottles and keep them in his desk.

Stace!!! DO NOT ENCOURAGE the madness!

 

[staceyj]

He’s not on any new medicines is he?
@Chickassan

 

[Chickassan]

So I’ve been documenting Pat’s comb....
Day 2 of treatment (so actually 1 treatment, this is before I put more extreme care on) 1/26
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OUCH!!!
This is today. 1/28 He has had it applied only 1x a day for 3 days.
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I’ve also been rubbing it on his waddles which he dips in the water. And his earlobes just in case.

Oh Nunny that is fabulous! I'm so glad Pat is going to stay pretty for the women.
That look on his face though says i'm dead right about them enjoying some comb and wattle action.

 

[Chickassan]

Maybe he could stop at Walmart/ lowes/ homedepot on his way home tonight, (go to the swimming pool-hot tub section) and pick up a package of chlorine test strips.
He could test his water bottles and keep them in his desk.

Are you hidden somewhere in my house? I swear on Pat's wattles this was a serious topic of conversation yesterday! Only reason it didn't happen the pool stuff isn't out yet.

He’s not on any new medicines is he?
@Chickassan

Nope, no new ones and no old ones either. This is all natural.

 

[staceyj]

Are you hidden somewhere in my house? I swear on Pat's wattles this was a serious topic of conversation yesterday! Only reason it didn't happen the pool stuff isn't out yet.

Nope, no new ones and no old ones either. This is all natural.

Amazon baby! Order it.
Or do you have any pool supply stores in your town.

Any pool test strip has a chlorine square on it but id suggest only get the kind JUST for chlorine so he doesn’t start worrying about OTHER nine squares

 

[Molpet]

Are you hidden somewhere in my house? I swear on Pat's wattles this was a serious topic of conversation yesterday! Only reason it didn't happen the pool stuff isn't out yet.

Nope, no new ones and no old ones either. This is all natural.

might not be a crazy as it sounds
has he P.O.. ed anyone? They could be refilling it with tap water
a guy at work was mad at the lead and after eating asparagus, he half emptied the lead's spray bottle of cleaner and .. well ...filled it back up.

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

@staceyj

I posted a little while ago about using this on my face in this lovely weather.
I use it for everything really. Cuts, scrapes, burns, after sun care... comb and waddles.
I've put it in my nose when I'm stuffy yet manage to be dry. Helps clear the sinuses and keeps my poor nose from bleeding.

If you check out the site and want to order I have a coupon code. $8 off no minimum required. First 10 people to use the code get the $8 off.

I love the stuff. I use lots of their other products as well.

 

[Chickassan]

Amazon baby! Order it.
Or do you have any pool supply stores in your town.

Any pool test strip has a chlorine square on it but id suggest only get the kind JUST for chlorine so he doesn’t start worrying about OTHER nine squares

Lol! Nine other squares eh?.. Interesting! Seriously though he's already blaming everything that has EVER happened to him on chlorine from colds to his appendicitis in 2012. The cheese has officially left the cracker.

might not be a crazy as it sounds
has he P.O.. ed anyone? They could be refilling it with tap water
a guy at work was mad at the lead and after eating asparagus, he half emptied the lead's spray bottle of cleaner and .. well ...filled it back up.

Yeah, he pretty much P.O s everybody he meets that spends more than an hour or so around him.
I don't think he means to just his mama never taught him the proper time to shut up.