Official Squatch Watchers

[Chickassan]

Hi Chooky!
How's it going mamacita?
Lizards still lizarding, and doing a damn fine job of it?

 

[CSAchook]

Hi Chooky!
How's it going mamacita?
Lizards still lizarding, and doing a damn fine job of it?

Hi! Doing great now! I feel like the last six weeks has been nothing but deadlines (for both school and work), stress, and too much caffeine. Finished the last major school thing last week though and am slowly getting caught up on the much neglected other aspects of my life.

Tad the beardie decided she was done with winter hibernation at the beginning of Dec. I am excited to have her back among the waking! Even if she is being very naughty. Even managed to escape her tank a week or so ago I'll get my revenge though. I bought her a tiny Santa hat Hoshi the gecko is a hoot. Terrible at climbing but tries so hard. Been keeping me company when I stay up late writing.

How are you? New career as a chicken beautician?

 

[21hens-incharge]

Yes stress will mess you all up, you've got to relax even if it kills you......also drink some beet juice,nasty as a mofo but it will chill your levels.



Guess who just fake tanned a chicken butt?
Go ahead guess?

I would guess Bob.....but I don't think he has a chicken bum needing any makeup.

Imma guess it was you Chicky.


Maybe that spray on hair stuff next round.

 

[Chickassan]

Such cute photos!
Your lizzies are more ready for Christmas than I am!
I forget you are so young Chooky, still doing the education thing and work and man and pets.....no idea how you manage im tired just thinking about it.
Im doing good, getting ready for a supposedly cold morning tomorrow.
Im going to have peace though, hubs is taking his mom to the doc at 7 so yaaaaay!
Yeah, the tan butt had to happen the constant "hey, what's that?" pecking was getting redick!
Amazing how well it took, she has Rhianna's booty now and she smells tropical.

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Hi! Doing great now! I feel like the last six weeks has been nothing but deadlines (for both school and work), stress, and too much caffeine. Finished the last major school thing last week though and am slowly getting caught up on the much neglected other aspects of my life.

Tad the beardie decided she was done with winter hibernation at the beginning of Dec. I am excited to have her back among the waking! Even if she is being very naughty. Even managed to escape her tank a week or so ago I'll get my revenge though. I bought her a tiny Santa hat Hoshi the gecko is a hoot. Terrible at climbing but tries so hard. Been keeping me company when I stay up late writing.

How are you? New career as a chicken beautician?

 

[CSAchook]

Such cute photos!
Your lizzies are more ready for Christmas than I am!
I forget you are so young Chooky, still doing the education thing and work and man and pets.....no idea how you manage im tired just thinking about it.
Im doing good, getting ready for a supposedly cold morning tomorrow.
Im going to have peace though, hubs is taking his mom to the doc at 7 so yaaaaay!
Yeah, the tan butt had to happen the constant "hey, what's that?" pecking was getting redick!
Amazing how well it took, she has Rhianna's booty now and she smells tropical.

She will bring all the boys to the yard! I dyed a cochin purple once (blu-kote) for the same reason. Red skin on a white bird was just too attractive to the inquisitive. I hope your girl appreciated a more spa-like experience!

Lizard tanks were the first thing to get decorated . It makes me smile seeing their decorations. DH loooovvvves Christmas so we have lots of stuff. Still working on getting all the rest of it put up though.

 

[Chickassan]

Spray tan was in a can Henny....buuut it is ice a** cold coming out so I sprayed cotton balls and dabbed her buns until they were brown.
Worked better than blukote and I didn't set her bhole on fire.
Im clever, but in terrible ways which is probably why im not wealthy or extremely large.

I would guess Bob.....but I don't think he has a chicken bum needing any makeup.

Imma guess it was you Chicky.


Maybe that spray on hair stuff next round.

 

[CSAchook]

Spray tan was in a can Henny....buuut it is ice a** cold coming out so I sprayed cotton balls and dabbed her buns until they were brown.
Worked better than blukote and I didn't set her bhole on fire.
Im clever, but in terrible ways which is probably why im not wealthy or extremely large.

The cotton balls makes it sound even more like a makeover I keep picturing the two of you in front of a lighted mirror talking about color stories and contouring or some such

 

[Chickassan]

Lol, I feel you!
The heathens have the only holiday decor right now, no house no yard just the coop.
Im lazy, but not for them.
I think she liked it, she's so jumpy right now it is hard to tell.
She did get all the birdseeds and hay twits off my porch rug which was appreciated.
Girl, off topic you have a beardie, gecko but no chameleon?
What gives, you need a full set.

She will bring all the boys to the yard! I dyed a cochin purple once (blu-kote) for the same reason. Red skin on a white bird was just too attractive to the inquisitive. I hope your girl appreciated a more spa-like experience!

Lizard tanks were the first thing to get decorated . It makes me smile seeing their decorations. DH loooovvvves Christmas so we have lots of stuff. Still working on getting all the rest of it put up though.

 

[Chickassan]

We actually sat in the bathtub and used my lighted bendy mirror.
Masterplan, I let about 1/4 cup of mealies loose waited for the butt to rise and dabbed like the wind.

The cotton balls makes it sound even more like a makeover I keep picturing the two of you in front of a lighted mirror talking about color stories and contouring or some such

 

[21hens-incharge]

We actually sat in the bathtub and used my lighted bendy mirror.
Masterplan, I let about 1/4 cup of mealies loose waited for the butt to rise and dabbed like the wind.

Now THAT is quite a visual!!
How on earth would one explain THAT away?!?




Weird hobby?