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Im not mad, upset or any of that ya'll.
Im a tad peeved a rude man shook his stumpy little finger at me and tried to lard shame me.
In a perfect world he'd have shoved it up his nose.
Im not a fan of being spoken to that way especially when im paying.
Please forgive my 99% of the time temper, the 1% is a doozy.:)
 
It was the real size dog too. She is the guiltiest dog. Not even her doing and she acts like I'm going to banish her to no toy land without dinner. She obviously didn't feel well. Don't think she's had an accident in the house like that in at least 6 years. Poor thing was cowering in the corner when I walked out and yelled "What is that smell!?!" Then I see it and her. Tell her its ok let's go outside. Cleaned up while she wasn't around. 😆 The chihuahua on the other hand poops in the house and tries to hide it then gives her the side eye while I scold him. Passes the guilt! Little 💩.

Think @Chickassan wins the day though. Dr scolding, skunk wrangling then wasp stinging. I'll scrape honey off the floor instead.
 
Chickassan said:
Guess who has the total cholesterol levels of a lard barrel?
Yep, im walkin,talkin grease it is a thousand wonders I don't slide everywhere I go.
Iv'e never had a doctor wag his stinkin finger at me until today might have shook me if he wasn't at least 50lbs over "target" weight with a visible pack of camels in his dang pocket lol.
It is hereditary, im from a long line of lard barrels jeeze.
Anyhow nearly 4 hours shot, come home eat lunch, take a nap correction try to take a nap hear derpy chickens going bananas
....oh joy!
I go see what is coming to kill us all, least I can do.
Double dippity dog, must be my lucky day a super sick baby skunk draggin across the yard flanked on both sides by my bunch of smarty martys.
Glad they woke me up i'd hate to miss all im seeing can't even lol , might later
The only thing I can think of to diffuse the literal bomb ticking maybe 3 feet away?
A garbage can, I garbage canned a skunk and by some minor miracle nobody got sprayed.
In my victory celebration a wasp saw fit to sting me on the soft, flab of my inner arm.
I have had a pretty spectacular Tuesday.:caf
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I just got some sprinkles, it was nice cooled it off a good bit.
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Ooh, try ice on that sting. It helped me last time. Sorry you got it!
 
Chickassan said:
Guess who has the total cholesterol levels of a lard barrel?
Yep, im walkin,talkin grease it is a thousand wonders I don't slide everywhere I go.
Iv'e never had a doctor wag his stinkin finger at me until today might have shook me if he wasn't at least 50lbs over "target" weight with a visible pack of camels in his dang pocket lol.
It is hereditary, im from a long line of lard barrels jeeze.
Anyhow nearly 4 hours shot, come home eat lunch, take a nap correction try to take a nap hear derpy chickens going bananas
....oh joy!
I go see what is coming to kill us all, least I can do.
Double dippity dog, must be my lucky day a super sick baby skunk draggin across the yard flanked on both sides by my bunch of smarty martys.
Glad they woke me up i'd hate to miss all im seeing can't even lol , might later
The only thing I can think of to diffuse the literal bomb ticking maybe 3 feet away?
A garbage can, I garbage canned a skunk and by some minor miracle nobody got sprayed.
In my victory celebration a wasp saw fit to sting me on the soft, flab of my inner arm.
I have had a pretty spectacular Tuesday.:caf
.

I just got some sprinkles, it was nice cooled it off a good bit.
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Kind of a normal Tuesday!!! LOL I had a skunk hit by the electric fence last night, woke me up from a sound sleep, just with the smell. :sick Still smells by the fence . . .:yesss: I can only be happy since it means Skunk-0 Chicks-1. HAH
 
Grammy60 said:
Good morning Cappy :frow good that you got it before it got your hens, but another snake 😲 do you have lots of them?
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It's like snake central here in the 13 acre woods. Being on the river only makes it worse. I get tired of seeing and dealing with them. Still working on enclosing that run in hardware cloth. Snakes will kill adult bantams.
 

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