Smuvers, please check out the crochet videos for lefties, I'd teach you if I was near you. I'm not a south paw, but I can teach south paws. There are also books that are meant to show lefties how to crochet as well. It's a calming activity with lots of potential.
I have enough time for a 2 hr nap before tackling the rest of my day.
I have enough time for a 2 hr nap before tackling the rest of my day.

by my LEFT HAND?!?
. Hopefully I didn't rub you the wrong way or step on your toes. Just my way of being here for you 