Official Squatch Watchers

[Chickassan]

Lol! I kept derp records. I'm proud and ashamed all at the same time.

HerpDerp

 

[Smuvers Farm]

NO FAIR!
WV is going to get to eat his neck before me!?!?!
I am jealous!

I wanted a crack at his hamhock dammit!!!!!

My kids are trained to puke in the toilet!

My child(ren) have been trained to toss their cookies into a garbage can or a bowl lined with paper towels. 1. The thought of puking into a toilet makes me wanna puke and 2. I would rather empty out a bucket or bowl rather than try to clean chunks that are now stuck in a backed up sink.

Lastly.... ew.

 

[Molpet]

well, relatively speaking.
I'm 52







Na na-na na-na naaa
You live too far away.

You are not old, i am 62! So therefore you are young.

x2

 

[Anansi]

Smuvie, just don't bite in to the pecan pie, you'll break a couple teeth, and I worked really hard to get that metal cutting string saw in there and get it past the guards. Also, keep the little tube, that's so you can stash it safely away from the view of the guards. When you're ready to break out, the code word is "derp," and I'll meet you in the alley. I'll be driving a camaro ss, matte black finish, no shiny trim, etc. They'll never miss you, the peace they end up with will be so nice they won't even question it.

 

[CapricornFarm]

My kids are trained to puke in the toilet!

I had a dog trained to puke in a shopping bag! She always got car sick until i cured her.

 

[Kiki]

Smuvie, just don't bit in to the pecan pie, you'll break a couple teeth, and I worked really hard to get that metal cutting string saw in there and get it past the guards. Also, keep the little tube, that's so you can stash it safely away from the view of the guards. When you're ready to break out, the code word is "derp," and I'll meet you in the alley. I'll be driving a camaro ss, matte black finish, no shiny trim, etc. They'll never miss you, the peace they end up with will be so nice they won't even question it.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Smuvie, just don't bit in to the pecan pie, you'll break a couple teeth, and I worked really hard to get that metal cutting string saw in there and get it past the guards. Also, keep the little tube, that's so you can stash it safely away from the view of the guards. When you're ready to break out, the code word is "derp," and I'll meet you in the alley. I'll be driving a camaro ss, matte black finish, no shiny trim, etc. They'll never miss you, the peace they end up with will be so nice they won't even question it.

OMMFG LMMFAO!!!!!!

 

[Chickassan]

Teaser picture, for the future mother of my grandchickens. One looks patterned, Lulu got fancy for you. Cool thing, faverolles eggs are completely matte. Wait until you touch one, the weirdness runs deep really deep.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Teaser picture, for the future mother of my grandchickens. One looks patterned, Lulu got fancy for you. Cool thing, faverolles eggs are completely matte. Wait until you touch one, the weirdness runs deep really deep.View attachment 1273182

It is totally not creepy how you call me the future mother of your grandkids, but never address me as your future spouse....

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Smuvie, just don't bite in to the pecan pie, you'll break a couple teeth, and I worked really hard to get that metal cutting string saw in there and get it past the guards. Also, keep the little tube, that's so you can stash it safely away from the view of the guards. When you're ready to break out, the code word is "derp," and I'll meet you in the alley. I'll be driving a camaro ss, matte black finish, no shiny trim, etc. They'll never miss you, the peace they end up with will be so nice they won't even question it.

PROOF that Anansi doesn't just make breakfast, but is the Official Squatchers *Ride or Die* Witch!!!