Official Squatch Watchers

[pitbullmomma]

Sometimes, I just want to smack my dad upside the head.

I've been carefully avoiding using words like "boob", "boobie", etc. in reference to breastfeeding. We've always called breastfeeding "milkies". Last night, the Milk Drinker pointed to both my breasts and said what I thought was "tit-tit", a term one of my sisters used to ask for milk. My DH thought I was hearing things. This morning, I was playing the game of asking the Milk Drinker what different body parts were called and after I stopped he pointed to roughly where his nipples are and clearly said "tit-tit".

....sigh....

I've come the the conclusion that my dad has been teaching him that nipples/breasts are called "tit-tit" when they've been watching him without me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......I'm sorry Rae but that is funny....I love when little kids curse or say something inappropriate!

 

[Chickassan]

Imagine that, ME in the learning center with my wonky mouthed chickens. You're right though it would be a good addition and a worry squasher.

That is actually an excellent idea!
You could put it in the learning center.

 

[CapricornFarm]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......I'm sorry Rae but that is funny....I love when little kids curse or say something inappropriate!

My oldest son's first word was sh*t! I didn't know i said it that much!

 

[Chickassan]

Oh lord, Lulu dosen't cluck...ever. She bwahahahahaha's Beak wide open, you can hear her suck air in for the next bwahahahaha. Whole time girl NEVER shuts her beak. And it is LOUD! She sounds like a lunatic sobbing. Her sister Tucks sounds like a chainsmoking casino drunk, her daughter Beavis has inherited her mom's lovely voice. I have run outside numerous times thinking that baby is in trouble but nope she's just talking. She's inbetween peeping and big girl so her sounds are really close to a chicken in pain.

They do make some weird azz noises, don't they? Blueberry (my Derpaucana) has been broody the last couple of weeks, and when I go near her she puffs up into this magnificent ball of blue feathers, sticks her butt feathers straight up, and lets loose this noise that (I guess) is supposed to be scary but sounds like some possessed person speaking in tongues....kinda like a mumbling demonic trill....it's hilarious!

 

[staceyj]

My oldest son's first word was sh*t! I didn't know i said it that much!

 

[21hens-incharge]

They look like a turkey but sound like a gremlin!

^^^ Best description EVER^^^

 

[21hens-incharge]

My day is turning out to be a lot of unpleasant work.

My apple tree has fireblight. That means I have to trim to 12" before the damaged areas and sterilize the pruners between cuts.

It's a big tree with a lot of damage.

 

[CapricornFarm]

My day is turning out to be a lot of unpleasant work.

My apple tree has fireblight. That means I have to trim to 12" before the damaged areas and sterilize the pruners between cuts.

It's a big tree with a lot of damage.

That sucks. And when you trim them back, it decreases production.

 

[Anansi]

I'm going to record each and every god awful weird chicken voice around here and make a thread so folks won't freak when their girls make a little wonk noise. Lulu alone should be enough to calm anybodys fears.

Chicken sneezes are hilarious. We get them on occasion and I keep missing the chance to record them. It startles everyone at first, then it's a giggle fest.

 

[21hens-incharge]

That sucks. And when you trim them back, it decreases production.

When I get a better look at all the damage I may just remove the tree.
An apple crop where I live is like once every 5 years anyway.
Kind of a waste of space if I never get fruit.