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staceyj said:
Oh wow. Lol, not all at once! But Over a period of time, heck yeah!
I have had the neediest handful of chickens ever to walk the earth.

I am SO prepared I could almost be a chicken prepper!

Supplies make me feel like whatever happens, I can handle it.
People with anxiety like to be prepared.
I think.
( wrings hands )
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It's more like whatever you do you still don't feel prepared so eventually you stop even trying and just sit there worrying. Then you REALLY aren't prepared. :oops:

I've never bought people food for the chickens, but they get old or wilty stuff. Sometimes they get whole boxes of bread if a bakery has stale products. They really love that.
 
21hens-incharge said:
I totally get it. :hugs

Hon you are a really sweet, smart fun lady. We all adore you.
:love
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You too. Bad news though. I’ve been told to knock it off and go to sleep.
Easy for him to say.
Jeez. He has 3/5 of the bed.
I’m sharing my 2/5 with a 85 lb old dog and the kitten! I’m so hot!
These animals are COOKING ME!


MrsMistyReal said:
Thank you it's heartbreaking to know people can be so cold & callous They tend to forget one day they'll be in the same boat,f forever in my circle:hugs
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Misty you are speaking the truth friend.
 
BantyChooks said:
It's more like whatever you do you still don't feel prepared so eventually you stop even trying and just sit there worrying. Then you REALLY aren't prepared. :oops:

I've never bought people food for the chickens, but they get old or wilty stuff. Sometimes they get whole boxes of bread if a bakery has stale products. They really love that.
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I was so guilty last week for spending $3 on a gorgeous bunch of organic dandelion greens from Whole Foods and the girl who was working in the department, chewing away at her bubblegum asked me if I was juicing, making a salad out of them or if I was going to sauté them.
Seriously. I do not look like a juicer!
I am a chubby middle aged lady!

I said “honey I’m not eating these things! These are for my chickens.”

Her gauges stopped flapping real quick.
 
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staceyj said:
I was so guilty last week for spending $3 on a gorgeous bunch of organic dandelion greens from Whole Foods and the girl who was working in the department, chewing away at her bubblegum asked me if I was juicing, making a salad out of them or if I was going to sauté them.
Seriously. I do not look like a juicer!
I am a chubby middle aged lady!

I said “honey I’m not eating these things! These are for my chickens.”

Her gauges stopped flapping real quick.
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staceyj said:
I was so guilty last week for spending $3 on a gorgeous bunch of organic dandelion greens from Whole Foods and the girl who was working in the department, chewing away at her bubblegum asked me if I was juicing, making a salad out of them or if I was going to sauté them.
Seriously. I do not look like a juicer!
I am a chubby middle aged lady!

I said “honey I’m not eating these things! These are for my chickens.”

Her gauges stopped flapping real quick.
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staceyj said:
FYI.
Nifty just started an interesting thread about greeting new members and asking for input regarding the possible revision of the new member template.

Cappy and I both hopped on with the same question,lol. , which he shot down nicely.

Then I started thinking about funny made-up questions. I don’t really know nifty so I don’t want to get in trouble posting jokes on his actual thread, but I’m alone in the hose and am cracking myself up.

Chicken math:

How many actual chickens do you have?

How many chickens does your spouse/partner/SO “think” you have?

Chicken finances:

What is the most money you have ever spent on a worthless chicken knick-knack for your home?

“..............” for your chicken coop?

How many times have you shopped online for your chickens after 11pm

Chicken shopping:

Can you get to your tractor supply store in under an hour and so you need god assistance to accomplish this trip?

* edited right here lol. I meant IF SO, do you need GPS assistance ! But if God gets you to tractor supply, that’s cool too.

How many chicken related articles of clothing do you own?

What percentage of that amount would you estimate to be t-shirts?

Chicken manners:

How many times have you left your house and knew before you drove away that their was chicken poop on an article of your clothing, yet you didn’t take the time to change?

Do you often examine other shoppers grocery carts and after inventorying their purchases come to the conclusion that they may also be a chicken owner?

How may times have you asked a total stranger in line if they have chickens?

How many times have they said yes?

If you are driving through a residential area with your car window down and think
*maybe it’s possible that you just heard a. “The egg song”
Or b. A roosters crow
Do you...
drive around the block again to see if the sound can be replicated or maybe catch a glimpse of a coop/run or do you ignore it?

Another edit right here!*
How many times do you circle the block before giving up??!!
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staceyj said:
Henny! Lol. Thank you. :love:bow

We need a chicken “club” shirt.

People people people!!!
WHERE ARE YOUR OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS!!??

From now on, when you are at the grocery store you need to STOP reading US and PEOPLE and START being aware of your fellow shoppers.

If there’s a lady in the next check out line and she is between 28 and 80 years of age and is wearing sensible clothing, and her cart contains 5 or more of these items :
Grapes
Watermelon
Pedialyte
Epsom salt
Apple cider vinegar
Sports wrap tape
Sunflower seeds
Tums
Caltrate
Canned mackerel
Coconut oil
Vaginal antifungal
Polyvisol infantvitamins

SHE’S A CHICKEN PERSON!

C’mon! :frowI can’t be the only chicken detective here!
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LOL "vaginal antifungal?!!!:lau:lau:lau

No lie, I have to get some of that (not me, for my chicken). I think Grumpy has favus on his earlobes. It's yukky.

Great questions, Stace! Here's a smack for ya.:smack With love, of course! :)
 

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