I think I broke Taterhead!

I did bed checks and found him in the indoor dust bath.
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I was worried he was injured so I went over to check on him. Picked him up easier then usual then set him down. He stood there a second on both legs then picked one up. I stepped towards him to see him walk and he ran from me.
Then promptly lived up to his name in another rather unfortunate way.
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Yep, POO all over his head!

I can’t leave him like that so I grab him and take him outside. I know there is a hose out there; so rooster held tight in both hands, but at arms length hoping he doesn’t shake his head, I head out—flashlight in my mouth. I set him down and he starts jumping off the ground trying to get away. Try spraying him gently and lose my grip as he loses his mind. Now I’m spraying blindly into the dark and tall weeds. He’s screaming. I mean SCREAMING! I’ve never heard noises like this come from an animal. He hides himself and I go in to retrieve him. Get ahold of him and the the fight is on. Screaming and kicking and flailing that would make a toddler proud. Still has poo on his head.

So I pin him down again and finally get him rinsed off. We go back into the coop, both breathing heavily, and I let him go. He went and hid with his head behind a bucket. I tried to give a piece offering but he wasn’t having it. Tried to hide among the babies. If he wasn’t such a jerk ALL the time I’d feel a little bad. But to see that big tough guy hide—

