Official Squatch Watchers

[TexasSam]

I didn't know raccoons can Spider-Man walk upside down across beams. The whole situation was rather ridiculous.

They are pretty wylie. I’ve seen them drown things before they eat it. Follow a maze, open latches, climb straight up a wall and outsmart some really good dogs. They are some pretty amazing animals.

 

[drumstick diva]

Now after worrying about them walking upside down on beams and falling on someone below- we should educate them further. Then they could fly spy missions or pilot rockets to the moon - after all there is an endless supply of them.

 

[Chickassan]

Good morning! Already got something to do, give Beavis a bath she apparently pooped last night, stepped in it and then scratched her face lol..ewww.

 

[staceyj]

Good morning @Chickassan

Have fun with that. Yuck.
Way worse than picking eye boogies off dogs.

 

[rjohns39]

I have a new LGD. Gotta teach Todd where to work and that the pigs are not a threat to the chickens.

 

[staceyj]

I have a new LGD. Gotta teach Todd where to work and that the pigs are not a threat to the chickens.

Awesome news!
Todd. That’s a great (also funny) name.
Pics please!

 

[drumstick diva]

But, but pigs can be a threat to chickens - they can trample them

 

[drumstick diva]

Wasn't "Todd," Lisa Loopners boyfriend on the old Saturday Night Live, when they shared egg salad sandwiches and Tang."

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

Now after worrying about them walking upside down on beams and falling on someone below- we should educate them further. Then they could fly spy missions or pilot rockets to the moon - after all there is an endless supply of them.

 

[apryl29]

Wow he is lucky!

He's tried everything, poor guy is looking a wee bit frazzled. I think no nookie is really breaking him down, he's normally throwing it out like candy from a pinata.

I'm not really that nice, if I don't get everybody at least semi where they should be it just drives me nuts,they truly benefit from my ocd. Keeps them safe and warm....and fat.

You really know how to rot a brain, awful thing I kind of liked it.

I did help a few of them up on the roost in the past. My sad pitiful egger that was all kinds of naked couldn't fly up to the roost and would fall off the edge of the poop board. Saw her do it twice. I'm surprised she's still alive. Thankfully she's got enough feathers now that I don't worry anymore. I was blocking a few b/c I'd be in there while they were getting situated and there'd be pecking and fighting... you're in my spot! .. just like kids. I'm hoping that since the boys are gone things will be a lot better now. They took up a lot of space & made the girls all super b!tchy.

Right? It's super catchy.. I have a few others...

This one gets me b/c they're in a church.

I have another one w/ drag queens, it's an xmas song, but it is very inappropriate. I won't say NSFR b/c my 15 year old showed it to me.. but I swear a lot & we don't have a prob w/ drag queens, but what they say is very very dirty (but hilarious). ETA: Yeah.. I just watched it again & It's probably NSFR.. lol
Click at your own risk:

Okay I thought bandit was one of yours I might have laughed at the time though. My wife was mad at me because of a snake and my hysterical laughing one time

I don't blame her. Snakes are horrifying.. they move way too fast for something with no legs.

Good morning! Already got something to do, give Beavis a bath she apparently pooped last night, stepped in it and then scratched her face lol..ewww.

Wow, you really got her named right.

View attachment 1588902

That's exactly what i was thinking!!!!