How do you know youv'e finally gone that last bit of crazy? First keep a nightgown for nearly fifteen years. Second let it get enough holes so no matter how you put it on you're good , completely indecent but you're in there. Third, have a night of insomnia walk through your hallway get your swiss cheese nighty hung on a door knob and effectively strip yourself nude midstride. Fourth, decide to buy a new nightgown at 4am, but it has to be under twenty dollars you only paid fifteen all those years ago. Search for a nightgown, can't be itchy, sexy, or tight those trains have all left the station. Find your nightgown, 14.99 free shipping, not sexy, itchy or tight....adjust your no talkie just coffee garfeild nightgown now clothes pinned around your boobage and revel in your find and bargain hunting prowess . Much later get your order confirmation and take in the fact you bought a nightgown entirely coverd in teeny tiny chickens wearing rainboots and carrying umbrellas...hubba hubba ya'll i'll have to beat hubby off with a stick!
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