Official Squatch Watchers

[pitbullmomma]

Let them brood! It's beautiful! View attachment 1630380

Wow, that is a serious death-look side eye glare if I ever saw one...

 

[Parront]

How do you know youv'e finally gone that last bit of crazy? First keep a nightgown for nearly fifteen years. Second let it get enough holes so no matter how you put it on you're good , completely indecent but you're in there. Third, have a night of insomnia walk through your hallway get your swiss cheese nighty hung on a door knob and effectively strip yourself nude midstride. Fourth, decide to buy a new nightgown at 4am, but it has to be under twenty dollars you only paid fifteen all those years ago. Search for a nightgown, can't be itchy, sexy, or tight those trains have all left the station. Find your nightgown, 14.99 free shipping, not sexy, itchy or tight....adjust your no talkie just coffee garfeild nightgown now clothes pinned around your boobage and revel in your find and bargain hunting prowess . Much later get your order confirmation and take in the fact you bought a nightgown entirely coverd in teeny tiny chickens wearing rainboots and carrying umbrellas...hubba hubba ya'll i'll have to beat hubby off with a stick! View attachment 1629502 View attachment 1629503

I want one!!Some trains never leave the station!

 

[Parront]

Yuck!
Come to my house and warm up!

Prescott, AZ was 8 degrees F this morning when I got up. Snow yesterday was beautiful! Sun today, so sparkly!

 

[Parront]

Happy New Year ya'll. Fortunate is really too weak of a word to descibe my luck in having all of you in my life. Ya'll are the best gifts that could ever be bestowed on a crazy person. I wouldn't trade any of you for a million nightgowns without nip port holes, or a billion ones with them.....to be honest the holes are pretty sweet in the summer until the mosquitos or a nosy hen finds one.

The mental picture of "nip portholes" combined with a nosy hen is priceless!
You can't get that with a new nightgown! (Or anything else that I can think of) LOL

 

[BantyChooks]

Just so all of you know, i'm entitled to giggle and snark about broodies all day long. I found Tucks sitting in the shed at lunch looking like she couldn't wait to murder everyone and maybe just maybe hatch some kids if she still has the energy. She hasn't got the memo it is January apparently.

I haven't even gotten an egg in a month, so no broodies.

Welp, i'm dumb. Threw the new calender away but kept the old one safe and sound. Just going to be 2018 again here, liked it so much i'm just going to do it again.

Oops!!

Seriously ya'll I don't think that cracker "thank you Banty, my sides hurt now lol!" has ever even had a broody hen. Only a person who has no idea at all what a fun,fun time they are would spout so much rubbish.
That person is firmly stuck in fantasyland, where broodies anxiously knit baby booties and save for dibbie college.

Too right.

 

[Parront]

I think I called the poster "stupid" and an "idiot" before. I generally don't curse (more that the occasional d@mn, or the worse word for crap). The worse thing I'll usually call someone is a friggin' jack@ss.

I admire that you try to help those folks on such a thread. I can not say any thing nice, so do not go there.

 

[FlyingNunFarm]

Prescott, AZ was 8 degrees F this morning when I got up. Snow yesterday was beautiful! Sun today, so sparkly!

I have family in AZ. They said their weather is ridiculous! Does the furnace even keep up when it that’s cold? I mean my furnace knows what cold is but you guys don’t ever get that cold!

 

[Parront]

Enjoy the holey gowns while you can, a dark hallway and a rouge doorknob can snatch them away. Mine was ready to go, it didn't even resist. It was so comfortable, iv'e not mourned a piece of clothing in a looong time. The fact that a lot of the time Garfield looked like he had pinkeye made me laugh so many times. I'm going to miss that paper thin monstrosity.

I am going to confess here, I have a very similar pair of jeans, still hangin' in there!

 

[Parront]

I have family in AZ. They said their weather is ridiculous! Does the furnace even keep up when it that’s cold? I mean my furnace knows what cold is but you guys don’t ever get that cold!

Prescott does, every 2-3 years or so. But, then the sun shines so pretty! In Seattle the snow was always "grey clouds" and then got rained away. Much nicer here! You could see the bird foot prints! (And duck footprints around the pond)!

 

[Parront]

Like a bra burning ceremony!

So Sixties!