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[Molpet]

Nope no dying from reading it.

They are actually very nummy.

1 Cup butter softened
2&1/4 Cups all purpose flour
1/3 Cup granulated sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 Tablespoon water
1 Cup chopped finely pecans (I am cheap. I use walnuts)
1 Cup powdered sugar

Heat oven to 325°F. Makes aprox 36.
In large mixing bowl beat sugar 30 seconds. Add granulated sugar, vanilla and water beat a few seconds. Add 1/2 the flour beat til thoroughly combined. Add remaining flour and mix well. Stir in nuts.
Form into 1" balls and bake for 20 minutes. Cool on wire rack then gently shake cookies in a bag with powdered sugar.

Wanna know why we call them death cookies?

Fight to the death for the last one

 

[Fishychix]

Nope no dying from reading it.

They are actually very nummy.

1 Cup butter softened
2&1/4 Cups all purpose flour
1/3 Cup granulated sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 Tablespoon water
1 Cup chopped finely pecans (I am cheap. I use walnuts)
1 Cup powdered sugar

Heat oven to 325°F. Makes aprox 36.
In large mixing bowl beat sugar 30 seconds. Add granulated sugar, vanilla and water beat a few seconds. Add 1/2 the flour beat til thoroughly combined. Add remaining flour and mix well. Stir in nuts.
Form into 1" balls and bake for 20 minutes. Cool on wire rack then gently shake cookies in a bag with powdered sugar.

Wanna know why we call them death cookies?

Umm, yes?

 

[21hens-incharge]

Fight to the death for the last one

Kind of lol!

Umm, yes?

Years ago I made a double batch. Kids running through the house grabbed some and went on their way.
A couple minutes later mass panic from a neighbors kid screaming for help.
Apparently my son went to shove a cookie in his mouth, inhaled powdered sugar and was unable to take a breath due to the extreme coughing it caused.

DO NOT INHALE POWDERED SUGAR!

Seriously he was going blue for lack of air.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Oh and I did let my son know when todays were done that I made "death cookies" just for him.
His response was (in his best Frankenstein impression) "But I want to liiiiive".
That's great now have a cookie!

 

[Grammy60]

Nope no dying from reading it.

They are actually very nummy.

1 Cup butter softened
2&1/4 Cups all purpose flour
1/3 Cup granulated sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 Tablespoon water
1 Cup chopped finely pecans (I am cheap. I use walnuts)
1 Cup powdered sugar

Heat oven to 325°F. Makes aprox 36.
In large mixing bowl beat sugar 30 seconds. Add granulated sugar, vanilla and water beat a few seconds. Add 1/2 the flour beat til thoroughly combined. Add remaining flour and mix well. Stir in nuts.
Form into 1" balls and bake for 20 minutes. Cool on wire rack then gently shake cookies in a bag with powdered sugar.

Wanna know why we call them death cookies?

Thanks for the recipe

 

[Fishychix]

Kind of lol!



Years ago I made a double batch. Kids running through the house grabbed some and went on their way.
A couple minutes later mass panic from a neighbors kid screaming for help.
Apparently my son went to shove a cookie in his mouth, inhaled powdered sugar and was unable to take a breath due to the extreme coughing it caused.

DO NOT INHALE POWDERED SUGAR!

Seriously he was going blue for lack of air.

Oof! Glad someone called for help. Although Im not sure what to do for inhaled powdered sugar. What did you do?
Also, I bet he learned to sit still and eat
I accidentally inhaled chipotle powder a couple of months ago. That. Felt. Weird. Hurt for quite some time as a cold sensation in the back of my throat and pain when swallowing. It felt odd to take deep breaths for at least a month. I now hold my breath when using any powder

Anyone have an update from Cappy?

 

[21hens-incharge]

Oof! Glad someone called for help. Although Im not sure what to do for inhaled powdered sugar. What did you do?
Also, I bet he learned to sit still and eat
I accidentally inhaled chipotle powder a couple of months ago. That. Felt. Weird. Hurt for quite some time as a cold sensation in the back of my throat and pain when swallowing. It felt odd to take deep breaths for at least a month. I now hold my breath when using any powder

Anyone have an update from Cappy?

Truth....there wasn't much I could do. We were half an hour from the nearest hospital, no way to drive trying to keep him calm, kept telling him to try to spit. All while running through CPR in my head. He was ok after a couple short tense minutes.
We still love those cookies. I no longer double sugar them and they ALWAYS carry a warning in the name "Death cookies".

 

[Redhead Rae]

Hi guys!

I finally got a new phone! We replaced DH’s phone about 1.5-2 weeks ago and we had some extra money because there was an extra payment into the mortgage account at the bank (We deposit half the mortgage amount into a checking account with each bi-weekly paycheck so twice a year we get an extra paycheck deposited in that account). So, we upgraded my phone as well. It is SOOOO much faster than my old phone. Even with the slow internet it is faster. I’m very pleased. My previous phone was a iPhone 5s. This one is a 2nd gen iPhone SE. It’s really nice!
We are currently on our way home from a church Christmas party we are way too much and a church in Missouri usually gets presents for a bunch of kids in our community but they had to limit it to just the kids at our church this year. The boys got a BUNCH of stuff. Thing 1 got a dress up kit with capes and masks for at least 10-12 different superheroes (he’s wearing the Batman cape and mask in his car seat now) among other things. Thing 2 got a bunch of cars, books, and a helicopter.

 

[getaclue]

Congratulations on your new phone. Enjoy!

 

[Redhead Rae]

He likes the Ironman costume.

@Kiki