The Quack Shack

[Trimurtisan]

How are the quacks doing?

 

[DiYMama540]

Been in and out lurking today

Loving all the pics! The tiny scovy from @Muscovy Wunda is the cutest!!

Also, I too must have missed whatever troll came to visit us ...probably a good thing!

 

[DiYMama540]

Also, the hot weather you guys are bragging about They are calling for snow tonight here!!

 

[DiYMama540]

Chance and BB have been taking full advantage of the past couple days of baby pool time I see now what @Miss Lydia meant by the female running the show. She sort of noodles him and bites at his wings until he finally gets the hint

Still no action out of the ducks...thank goodness! I can only handle so many male hormones at once!! I'm already severely outnumbered at my house!!

 

[Miss Lydia]

Any recent pictures?

No recent I’ll try to get some soon

 

[shawluvsbirds]

How are the quacks doing?

Omg. . I Forgot to report their latest attempt to see me dead.

They are royally irked that I have emptied their big tank and only giving them drinking water for the last week or so. .I didn't feel like messing with it in bad weather.
They cuss me every time I step foot outdoors. . I can tell they're cursing me. I speak duck.

Any who. Yesterday, I went in the palace to change their drinking water. They tried to storm the door. . one flew at my face. I nearly fell backwards out the door but I caught myself. I decided if they were going to talk to me like that and become physical. .
I would just herd their feathered behinds into the house so I could change the water in peace.
I feared I would be attacked from behind while bending over with the water jugs.
So. .I put them inside. They grumbled and called me lots of dirty words. Then they got silent.
I should've known they were up to something. . . they are just like an angry woman. When she finally stops talking. . you better be scared.
Just as I was about to reach the door with the pan of icky grimy dux poo stinky water to dump it out. .
They all erupted at once in unison QUACK QUACK QUACK SNACK ATTACK! QUACK!
It startled me so bad I went to the moon.
And lost my grip with one hand on the water pan.

And poured at least 2 gallons of toxic dux waste water down my right leg and into my fuzzy boot.
It was so cold and gross. .and I had already had a bad day. I almost cried.
But I didn't. .. I still had dog chores to do and I had no time for that kind of nonsense. So I pulled up my big girl britches and sloshed on.
Ralphie is right. Dux are dangerous. I'm a believer!

 

[Trimurtisan]

@DiYMama540 are you in lurking mode tonight? Because I can see you!
Tag, your it!

The black bloch ink censorship is a custom privacy setting.

 

[DiYMama540]

Ugh....stinky dirty duck water is the worst!! I do feel for you there!!

 

[DiYMama540]

Apparently I need to up my incognito game

 

[Trimurtisan]

Omg. . I Forgot to report their latest attempt to see me dead.

They are royally irked that I have emptied their big tank and only giving them drinking water for the last week or so. .I didn't feel like messing with it in bad weather.
They cuss me every time I step foot outdoors. . I can tell they're cursing me. I speak duck.

Any who. Yesterday, I went in the palace to change their drinking water. They tried to storm the door. . one flew at my face. I nearly fell backwards out the door but I caught myself. I decided if they were going to talk to me like that and become physical. .
I would just herd their feathered behinds into the house so I could change the water in peace.
I feared I would be attacked from behind while bending over with the water jugs.
So. .I put them inside. They grumbled and called me lots of dirty words. Then they got silent.
I should've known they were up to something. . . they are just like an angry woman. When she finally stops talking. . you better be scared.
Just as I was about to reach the door with the pan of icky grimy dux poo stinky water to dump it out. .
They all erupted at once in unison QUACK QUACK QUACK SNACK ATTACK! QUACK!
It startled me so bad I went to the moon.
And lost my grip with one hand on the water pan.

And poured at least 2 gallons of toxic dux waste water down my right leg and into my fuzzy boot.
It was so cold and gross. .and I had already had a bad day. I almost cried.
But I didn't. .. I still had dog chores to do and I had no time for that kind of nonsense. So I pulled up my big girl britches and sloshed on.
Ralphie is right. Dux are dangerous. I'm a believer!

Yuk yuk yuk!

You got the quitter end of the duck!