I am always getting weird injuries lmao when I was dog sitting this weekend, I kept walking into the bed frame (more like slamming into) so now I have bruises on the outside of both kneesI hurt myself in plenty of weird enough ways on a regular basis to be worried about getting assaulted by poultry.




And then somehow I ripped my toenail on said comforter in bed!? Didn’t rip off but almost. Totally separated and bled. Later my dad stepped on that foot

Now I somehow have a big patch of poison ivy on top of the other foot as well as a little bit on my thigh and wrist.
