So I heard that going up/down angled surfaces is a really foreign concept for ducks.
Therefore,
- me in a hardware shop: hey do you have that anti-slip thingy for showers, bathtubs etc?
- sales: sure, what kind would you like exactly?
- me: doesn't matter that much, i need it for ducks
- sales: ... [should we call security just in case, seems like an odd customer]

Therefore,
- me in a hardware shop: hey do you have that anti-slip thingy for showers, bathtubs etc?
- sales: sure, what kind would you like exactly?
- me: doesn't matter that much, i need it for ducks
- sales: ... [should we call security just in case, seems like an odd customer]
