Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

All the acronyms people use assuming everyone knows make me a little crazy. I get typing out fully gets old, but ugh.
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Car repair prayers please! Took today off to fix it. Have to pull the fuel pump and change out a cap/seal.

There is a list of acronyms to use on BYC. Let me see if I can find it.

 

[BY Bob]

The Poop Report
She pooped three times. It is largely green. Where can green come from if all she eats is yellow corn?!
Her crop was once again not empty first thing but definitely smaller than when she went to bed. Packed with corn kernels of course.
I had already reduced tube feeding to once a day because of her crop. I think now I will step it down again - maybe every 36 hours. I was so encouraged by seeing her drink something but I haven't seen that since.
She is out for the day in her little dog-cage cabana - the other Hooligans visit every few minutes. I hope that is cheering for her.

I'm sure it is cheering for her to see her friends. I'd be happier if that corn was digesting faster but one cannot be picky. Any improvement is a good thing!

 

[Ponypoor]

Morning Alex you're up early!

Ok well better get chores done, today is a holiday here, Emancipation Day (the abolishment of slavery in the United Kingdom which includes Canada); I might pop over to Duntroon to see that Polish Roo later

Exciting! Take pics for us to drool over.

I really wasn't overly interested better ng a standard, but as soon as I saw he needed TLC that was it - this wreaks of Missy all over again!

At least I didn't have to fly him home first class on Air Canada hahahaha

Did I ever tell the tale of Missy and her airplane ride?

 

[Ponypoor]

All the acronyms people use assuming everyone knows make me a little crazy. I get typing out fully gets old, but ugh.
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Car repair prayers please! Took today off to fix it. Have to pull the fuel pump and change out a cap/seal.

When I was a Nurse the acronyms were crazy, then I went through to IT, and then on to the business world.

It was there that learnt to be very careful what you called a business and it departments.

For instance, when Eddie Lampert bought Sears he called it Sears Holdings.

Of course me being easily bored, figured out that I could answer the phone with S.H.I.T (sears holding IT).

Til my boss found out and made me stop, meanwhile the Sears furniture and appliances stores were all called F-n-A, say that fast haha

Well I guess someone in the upper brass caught wind Nd of my bull$h!t and relabelled IT to Business Systems (BS for short)....

Yep I started answering phones Sears BS....
My boss gave up and just ignored me after that

 

[BY Bob]

There is a list of acronyms to use on BYC. Let me see if I can find it.

Here is a list I pulled down. We can add to it if we need to.

 

[Ponypoor]

The Poop Report
She pooped three times. It is largely green. Where can green come from if all she eats is yellow corn?!
Her crop was once again not empty first thing but definitely smaller than when she went to bed. Packed with corn kernels of course.
I had already reduced tube feeding to once a day because of her crop. I think now I will step it down again - maybe every 36 hours. I was so encouraged by seeing her drink something but I haven't seen that since.
She is out for the day in her little dog-cage cabana - the other Hooligans visit every few minutes. I hope that is cheering for her.

Poop is poop! and I like to see poop!

(Seems to be a theme with me today ).

 

[RebeccaBoyd]

I have a collection of angry mugs for everyone. Why are they angry you wonder? They know Chiquita has chicks. Chicks means there is starter feed available. They also know it is off limits to them unless they are the momma and apparently starter feed is like crack. They do not NEED it, but they MUST have it. Even the one's who turned their beaks up to chick starter as chicks wants it now that they are forbidden to have it. Butter is exceptionally angry and let me know all about it. I let Chiquita out with the chicks for a few minutes and foiled her plans to run into the coop as soon as the door was opened. I sometimes wonder if this obsession with starter feed is why I have chronic broodies.

 

[Ponypoor]

Here is a list I pulled down. We can add to it if we need to.

Thanks!

 

[Ponypoor]

I have a collection of angry mugs for everyone. Why are they angry you wonder? They know Chiquita has chicks. Chicks means there is starter feed available. They also know it is off limits to them unless they are the momma and apparently starter feed is like crack. They do not NEED it, but they MUST have it. Even the one's who turned their beaks up to chick starter as chicks wants it now that they are forbidden to have it. Butter is exceptionally angry and let me know all about it. I let Chiquita out with the chicks for a few minutes and foiled her plans to run into the coop as soon as the door was opened. I sometimes wonder if this obsession with starter feed is why I have chronic broodies.
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Third from bottom... Yup some serious cursing going on there!

 

[Ponypoor]

WOW. I am all caught up. I am ready for the final exam!!!

But what am I supposed to do before the final exam... "MAYBE GET BACK TO YOUR FULL TIME JOB."

(Sorry for being so chatty lately.)

Wow that's great?