Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[knoturavggrl]

Flour is stunning looking! It is so sweet that Snicker and Doodle are guarding her, but where is Oreo ...

Oreo was out in the run trying to get any of the other girls to let him well you know He has one thing on his adolescent . I think he will get better at the other aspects of his job when his hormones settle down.

 

[featherhead007]

Good to get it tested early. I had to come in because the wind got too much for me.
Weather chat tax.
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[Sally PB]

Anyone else mess with telemarketers?
Me: hello, this is sea world. This call may be recorded for training porpoises !
Them: “click “

Yup, me. One evening, I'd had enough.
Caller: May I speak with Sally?
Me: Do you have an appointment?
(Silence)

 

[Sally PB]

Fluffy butt tax.

 

[bgmathteach]

Aurora's Tail Feathers

Looks to me like they are fully grown.

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Less grey but fully grown. What does everyone else think?

Must have been the angle (but, boy, that FLUFF!)

 

[bgmathteach]

Yes why question that amount? How about seven - that will give you an even number!

Um, 3 will, also - 6 is even. And the Math Majors can vouch for that!

Even Steven Tax:

Sorry, between long hours this week and gloomy rain/snow/sleet, no new pics - so from the archives I have:

And, last butt not least, my egg thief!!! Funny she tries to steal the collected eggs up there - but she has never gone broody

Who? Me?

 

[bgmathteach]

Good to get it tested early. I had to come in because the wind got too much for me.
Weather chat tax.
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ooooohhhh Their combs are really starting to pink up!!! Will they squat for you?

Actually, imo, they should wait another month. But, then, chickens never really listen to our advise.

 

[featherhead007]

Tax, I’m pretty sure that I owe.

 

[RoyalChick]

ooooohhhh Their combs are really starting to pink up!!! Will they squat for you?

Actually, imo, they should wait another month. But, then, chickens never really listen to our advise.

No squatting but they are still nervous around me and are always on the move because of Bernie.
I don’t think they see me as a protective rooster. And without Diana they have no role model treating me as a friend.
Bernie understands I bring food, and Eli seems curious about what I am.

 

[bgmathteach]

Yup, me. One evening, I'd had enough.
Caller: May I speak with Sally?
Me: Do you have an appointment?
(Silence)

Both of you are so tame!!!

I used to answer saying:

Joe's Mortuary
You stab 'em, we slab 'em.

Calculated Crank Caller Tax:

This is my 'little miss friend.' She is always great company for a house bound chicken - no matter the girl! She is past due for freezer camp, but she won't go - I'll keep her as long as she stays on this Earth.