Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

https://australian.museum/learn/animals/mammals/drop-bear/

I am not spreading vegemite behind my ears though!

 

[GregnLety]

Mama Mia I think I'm gonna have nightmares
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It kinda looks like Willow whenever I try to pet her...

That drop bear reminds me of my geometry teacher in high school

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Oh dear, well one broke is sad, but hey you have 6 eggs to play with! That’s is a goodly amt for a first time mama.

I don't know how many of the eggs are alive, and to give them back to her, I needed to roll them about a foot. I put them as close to her as possible, but it's hard to be on your hands and knees on bird crap.. plus three other bothersome brats who are wondering "what in the heckin' chickens is going on?"

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

That drop bear reminds me of my geometry teacher in high school

Man. Now that's really gonna haunt me, bringing MATH into it. It's always math. Makes it a lot scarier!

 

[LhickenChicken]

Man. Now that's really gonna haunt me, bringing MATH into it. It's always math. Makes it a lot scarier!

Math was my achilles heel, but some aspects of it I can tolerate. And writing whole paragraphs about stupid subjects. Hey you just gotta learn to like it. Then it becomes a lot easier.

 

[The Chick Addict]

No, I think he just wants to keep me safe honestly. Although when he was a child, much younger than me, he did see his dogs kill his whole flock, including his favorite chicken Bluebell, right in front of him.
He really loved Bluebell. He took her to school on a homemade leash for Show N Tell, tried teaching her how to swim, and stuff like that.
He said that she was a RIR, so if I get a RIR looking chick, I'm gonna name it Bluebell.

Oh I feel so bad for your dad!!!

 

[The Chick Addict]

Animals are gonna fight, there’s not much we can do about it, except separate the bullies.View attachment 3545299

Lol, I alwaysss use that GIF!

 

[The Chick Addict]

I would have suggested raising mealworms, but maybe that is not the best idea.They are actually not gross and pretty easy to handle and not a lot of maintenance to take care of them.
Those junebugs here terrify me. I am afraid of one hitting my eye or going into my mouth.

LOL, my whole entire family is scared of June Bugs except me! I think their nice and cute but everyone else screams bloody murder (think of dying monkeys)! (including Addicted to Chickens)

 

[featherhead007]

Lol, I alwaysss use that GIF!

Here’s another one I like. (It’s caturday)

 

[Ponypoor]

Just want to remind everyone that non chicken talk requires a tax in the form of a photo of chickens (chicks are highly prized), if in doubt that you are off topic post a pic

Tax Talk
Mr P says keep on topic