Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

Yes it was.

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I need to get Josey to pose like that. Unfortunately she is more prone to strike a pose so she looks royal.

She also has considered making a alliance with Queen Aurora because she says that she has the same level of power, and "Empress" is fluff for "queen with fancy tail".

 

[notabitail]

You all are missing something here. Has anyone heard this song?

I've heard it a ton. Give the whole Carnival of the Animals a listen. Well worth it. It's a musical joke by Camille Saint-Saens.

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

Here's what I found.

Grandma would hate being left behind in a store just like she would hate being left behind in the snow. Moral of the story, don't bring... chickens. With you to the store.

Which also reminds me of this one video I saw a couple years ago of a man (and quite literally his name is Bob) bring George, his goose to Walmart, and many others followed. I couldn't find the original video so here's a video of them going to a differently store.

 

[notabitail]

Here's what I found.
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Grandma would hate being left behind in a store just like she would hate being left behind in the snow. Moral of the story, don't bring... chickens. With you to the store.
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Which also reminds me of this one video I saw a couple years ago of a man (and quite literally his name is Bob) bring George, his goose to Walmart, and many others followed. I couldn't find the original video so here's a video of them going to a differently store.

That text thing is a (somewhat photoshopped) image that's at least ten years or older.

 

[Ponypoor]

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I need to get Josey to pose like that. Unfortunately she is more prone to strike a pose so she looks royal.

She also has considered making a alliance with Queen Aurora because she says that she has the same level of power, and "Empress" is fluff for "queen with fancy tail".

She’s one of your Exchequers isn’t she? What a beauty

 

[notabitail]

She’s one of your Exchequers isn’t she? What a beauty

She is the High and Mighty Empress Josephine, Sole Exchequer Leghorn, Ruler of Chickens and Smartest of them All.

(Queen Aurora, if you are by any chance offended by her titles, please keep in mind that Josey is somewhat sarcastic and doesn't consider herself the smartest chicken alive).

 

[Ponypoor]

You all are missing something here. Has anyone heard this song?

I've heard it a ton. Give the whole Carnival of the Animals a listen. Well worth it. It's a musical joke by Camille Saint-Saens.

These musical theme suites are usually based on a poem (like Vivaldi’s Four Seasons), do you know if this is based on a poem or story? It’s a great suite, that particular movement is fun and just like some gossipy hens

Thanks for sharing I had not heard it before.

 

[notabitail]

These musical theme suites are usually based on a poem (like Vivaldi’s Four Seasons), do you know if this is based on a poem or story? It’s a great suite, that particular movement is fun and just like some gossipy hens

Thanks for sharing I had not heard it before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Carnival_of_the_Animals

 

[Ponypoor]

Here's what I found.
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Grandma would hate being left behind in a store just like she would hate being left behind in the snow. Moral of the story, don't bring... chickens. With you to the store.
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Which also reminds me of this one video I saw a couple years ago of a man (and quite literally his name is Bob) bring George, his goose to Walmart, and many others followed. I couldn't find the original video so here's a video of them going to a differently store.

I sure hope George doesn’t poop on the floor!

This would never fly here, it’s a bio security issue having the goose around the animal feeds, it’s also why I don’t like seeing people with their dogs at Pet Smart - I don’t know if they vaccinate their dog for like the stuff dogs can get…. Or cats for that matter also.

 

[lightm]

I like those! Especially Statischicken!

So, all, do keep them coming - I will mull over all options. That said, @lightm , I like this the best of the three you suggested

Great. I remember you talking about teaching stats.