Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

Well he has you well trained that’s for sure!

He’s a great guy and he shows me love in his little Cochin way. He’s right here asleep on the couch next to me while I’m watching First Knight on YouTube.

 

[BY Bob]

Spots are just wonderful and so are stripes

And so are solids

 

[featherhead007]

Sorry about that, but you may think math isn’t your thing but studies have shown that as you age you math skills get better - so there is hope

AND in the meantime you will just have to try and knuckle under and get through it. Math is used every single day of your life whether you know it or not.

Especially when you are a pilot

 

[BY Bob]

Good morning your highness, you are looking very lovely

I agree. She is spectacular these days.

 

[featherhead007]

Lots of rain coming down now. I’m so glad I built that coop myself. It’s built like a castle. My birds are safe.

 

[BY Bob]

maybe he is really a chicken. Hahaha, sounds like my gang, I give my dented and broke eggs to the chooks, I put the egg contents in their porridge bowl and the shell gets flattened and tossed to the back of the barn - yeehaa! Free for all.

I don’t want them associating the egg shell and contents together.

Yesterday I had 4 eggs in my pocket and I went to hop up onto the stall wall and take a peak at the top of a straw bale, then I remembered the eggs I had JUST put in my pocket - duh! Hahaha- that was a close one!

(Kids- they are always sick with something or other it seems!)

Good save.

 

[LhickenChicken]

Repeat after me:

Math is for me,
Math is for me.

No one can take
advantage of me,

Calculating for eternity
Math is for me!

Math tax:
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Early stage of chicken math at work.

See the rewards WILL be great with hard work early

It's only chicken math that trips me up!

Math is for me,
Math is for me.

No one can take
advantage of me,

Calculating for eternity,
math is for me.
(P.S. it does help with not getting taken advantage of-- you can end up overpaying someone and they won't say anything, or they can overcharge you and you won't know the difference-- unless if math is on your side)

 

[BY Bob]

I am not clumsy, but I do take too many risks and don’t take the time to do things right, yesterday I fell off the stairs to the hayloft, I only had them hauled out partway and they slid causing me to fall/jump off them, banged up my knee and wrenched my already aching elbow (thankfully I didn’t have any eggs in my pockets ).

Dingaling tax
Now I wonder who’s fancy pants these are
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Be careful! I'm starting to get worried you are going to need an ambulance to the barn to rescue you at some point.

Rescue Tax

 

[BY Bob]

I don’t need a boat yet

That's good news.

 

[BY Bob]

Hello everyone!

I haven't been on FBA in a couple of months actually. I think I really need to give an update, but don't have the time right now. I also don't have the time to catch up on about a thousand (or two) pages...

It is nice to see you again.