Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

I think you owe more tax! Ooh, @Ponypoor would be proud of me, demanding tax! Give us some wattles and stripes!
Edit: I don’t mean the Ponypoor and tax part to be offending. I’m not quite sure how it would be, but I’m pretty sure that Canada has higher taxes… blah blah blah. That boring stuff. I mean it because she is always asking for tax.

We don't always do high taxes here. We do a high gas rate in California and here in Texas gas is expensive too.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

We don't always do high taxes here. We do a high gas rate in California and here in Texas gas is expensive too.

There you go. More tax.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

This is some examples of the stuff I saw at the Poultry comp. last year.
Overgrown nails (the ones at the comp I was at had worse nails)

Beak problems

More toe problems

This is how they live their whole life

And then this is what they get for one or two days a year. And after that they probably get culled.

 

[bgmathteach]

beliefelders.

I belief in my elders, too!

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

This is some examples of the stuff I saw at the Poultry comp. last year.
Overgrown nails (the ones at the comp I was at had worse nails)
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Beak problems View attachment 3742181
More toe problems
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This is how they live their whole life
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And then this is what they get for one or two days a year. And after that they probably get culled. View attachment 3742185

And there are bound to be more problems with the hens. These are just SOME of what I saw. And there is more that I didn’t see. Poor little animals. All for some stupid eggs.

 

[featherhead007]

That sure are enjoying themselves!

Yesterday I found one of the golf balls in the middle of the floor hahaha don’t know how it got there!

Probably with a 5 iron and a soft swing!

 

[featherhead007]

Wait, I thought we weren't supposed to get political? I read the primer.
Well, regardless, Grandma got a hold of some cotton balls.
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So she decided to have a white curly "wig."
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I tried to fix it...
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But somehow, each time, it only got worse...
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Grandma looks like a judge from England!

 

[featherhead007]

Bach Bach Bach

Is chicken talk

For the life of me I don’t know what they are asking for - likely mealworms…

Buk buk buk

Buk buk

Baaaaaewwwwwk!

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[notabitail]

This is some examples of the stuff I saw at the Poultry comp. last year.
Overgrown nails (the ones at the comp I was at had worse nails)
View attachment 3742178

Beak problems View attachment 3742181
More toe problems
View attachment 3742183
This is how they live their whole life
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And then this is what they get for one or two days a year. And after that they probably get culled. View attachment 3742185

That's horrible.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

My friend got into a car accident today… No one got killed, but she broke her shoulder and her head slammed into the window of her car. She didn’t get a concussion.
She saved her two younger sisters’ lives. She grabbed their heads to prevent them from hitting the windows, but that’s when the airbags (what’s the word… worked?) and that’s how she cracked her shoulder. I was wondering why she didn’t come to school today. I’m just glad that she’s okay. Keep her in your prayers please. Also, her car got totaled.

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