Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

My friend got into a car accident today… No one got killed, but she broke her shoulder and her head slammed into the window of her car. She didn’t get a concussion.
She saved her two younger sisters’ lives. She grabbed their heads to prevent them from hitting the windows, but that’s when the airbags (what’s the word… worked?) and that’s how she cracked her shoulder. I was wondering why she didn’t come to school today. I’m just glad that she’s okay. Keep her in your prayers please. Also, her car got totaled.

Tax won’t upload.

Deployed would be the word for the airbags opening, and it’s shockingly fast when it happens, I had one deploy in an accident years ago.

I sure hope your friend is ok. Thinking good positive thoughts for her

 

[Ponypoor]

I feel the tax bill is mounting here.
You know it is much easier to pay your taxes as you go. Just add your tax picture to your off-topic post.
If you don't have a tax picture then maybe don't post off topic until you can afford to pay your taxes.

My tax for tax talk: a green chicken about to mud-bathe.
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Mud baths are the best! Esp when mixed with horse manure

 

[notabitail]

I don't have a ton of computers, but it takes 1 hour if you're fast, and 2 if you're slow.
I have a 8-tb Western Digital Enterprise gold series waiting for you

How on earth did you know I'm low on storage again?

(I'll pay tax later, Ponypoor. This tablet doesn't really have many chicken photos on it).

 

[featherhead007]

39% tax? Smelly cow!

 

[notabitail]

Why do you drink that stuff anyway? (If you see they don't allow you to give it to your chooks, because it poisons them, maybe you shouldn't be giving it to yourself! High fructose corn syrup problem solved!)

I haven't had a Dr. Pepper in a while. I had one with real sugar, and it was way better.

 

[notabitail]

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That's not a smell cow, that's a herry coo.

 

[Ponypoor]

Simple. Just dangle a ton of old computers in front of me in exchange for cleaning your chicken poop for a hour. No way I'm going to refuse that.

Am hour?!

In an hour I can feed the horses and chooks, clean both hen houses, 3 box stalls, empty water buckets in stalls, and aweep the floor.

AND - I can spend a couple of minutes taking photos for Wattle Wednesday

That is my morning routine before I go to work! I get up at 4:30 BTW. You need to work faster kiddo

Did I post these already !? If so sorry

Sue - gosh she has the cutest wattles

Mr Pompeii - the pullets seem to have stopped picking hos head feathers.

Cash - such lovely speckles and a nice comb and wattles

I went from having only one chicken with wattles to have a whole plethora of wattles

 

[notabitail]

Am hour?!

In an hour I can feed the horses and chooks, clean both hen houses, 3 box stalls, empty water buckets in stalls, and aweep the floor.

AND - I can spend a couple of minutes taking photos for Wattle Wednesday

That is my morning routine before I go to work! I get up at 4:30 BTW. You need to work faster kiddo

Did I post these already !? If so sorry

Sue - gosh she has the cutest wattles
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Mr Pompeii - the pullets seem to have stopped picking hos head feathers.
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Cash - such lovely speckles and a nice comb and wattles
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I went from having the bay one chicken with wattles to have a whole plethora of wattles

Don't forget that my family says I am not very good at being ready for anything on time...
Which would explain why I'm so sloooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww.............................

 

[featherhead007]

Why do you drink that stuff anyway? (If you see they don't allow you to give it to your chooks, because it poisons them, maybe you shouldn't be giving it to yourself! High fructose corn syrup problem solved!)

But we love our DrPepper !

 

[RoyalChick]

Am hour?!

In an hour I can feed the horses and chooks, clean both hen houses, 3 box stalls, empty water buckets in stalls, and aweep the floor.

AND - I can spend a couple of minutes taking photos for Wattle Wednesday

That is my morning routine before I go to work! I get up at 4:30 BTW. You need to work faster kiddo

Did I post these already !? If so sorry

Sue - gosh she has the cutest wattles
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Mr Pompeii - the pullets seem to have stopped picking hos head feathers.
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Cash - such lovely speckles and a nice comb and wattles
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I went from having only one chicken with wattles to have a whole plethora of wattles

I am so glad Mr. P is no longer getting bloodied. He rocks the blue anyway!