Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

I had a neighbor in FL that bought a battery powered mower. He would get through a third of his lawn. Abandon mower right there. Come back out a few hours later after charging and do another third. Then a few hours later finish. After a few Saturdays like this, he finally bought two more batteries.

Over time those batteries lose their charging ability and become refuse. Still a pollutant to the environment. So either thru global warming, we melt the polar icecaps and drown, burn up from Scorching heat, smashed by falling debris caused by earthquakes, burned by volcanic activity and be buried in ash, or worse of all, the mother-in-law would have to move in with the family! Either way we are all doomed!

She was my favorite Barnevelder
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(That’s me. Not the greatest pic but )

I think I’m wearing your shirt!

 

[Ikslo]

Over time those batteries lose their charging ability and become refuse. Still a pollutant to the environment. So either we melt the polar icecaps and drown, burn up from Scorching heat, smashed by falling debris caused by earthquakes, burned by volcanic activity and be buried in ash, or worse of all, the mother-in-law would have to move in with the family! Either way we are all doomed!

I think I’m wearing your shirt!

The shirt is a housedress, basically. I just pull it over quick when I’m being lazy in the morning but I want to see my chicks

ETA: but an actual dress, not just a large shirt…

 

[featherhead007]

The shirt is a housedress, basically. I just pull it over quick when I’m being lazy in the morning but I want to see my chicks

ETA: but an actual dress, not just a large shirt…

Let me get this straight, that’s not a husband’s shirt, you borrowed?
My xwife ruined a lot of my T-shirts, and I could have saved money just buying her one those things That you wear?

 

[featherhead007]

Let me get this straight, that’s not a husband’s shirt, you borrowed?
My xwife ruined a lot of my T-shirts, and I could have saved money just buying her one those things That you wear?

Xwife ruining T-shirts talk tax:

 

[featherhead007]

Maybe I should buy one of those dresses and wear it around the house and yard. Who’s gonna complain about it anyway?

 

[rural mouse]

So we lost a Barnevelder pullet and our disabled Ameraucana cockerel (bum leg, poor mobility) to a dog attack yesterday. I was so spitting mad at that lady (yes, same one, same dog) that I may have berated her using very foul language. I may have asked her if she was [expletive] stoopid. I may have said that I couldn’t for the life of me understand why she was so inconsiderate that she would continue to drive out to someone’s property to walk a dog she had no control over when she knew good and well her dog had killed chickens in the past. I told her to please for the love of all things decent DO NOT COME BACK! I made my boyfriend text the farmer across the street to tell his “friend” that next time she’d be burying her dog.

She had him on a leash but “he got away from” her. Then he’s not exactly leashed, is he? What good is it if you can’t control two dogs on leashes if they are pulling hard? You stoopid [expletive]. Walk them someplace else!!!

//rant

Be ready to shoot. And have cameras recording.

 

[rural mouse]

That's exactly what would happen, our governing body doesn't care about any of that. We don't have a State Income tax and they've wanted one for many years. This is just one of the ways they can steal our money, without it.

Another happier tax! This girl, my legs are tired and my neck is tired... I'll just sit here and enjoy my zucchini...lolView attachment 4186809View attachment 4186810

I had one drinking out of the nipple waterer that way.

 

[Ikslo]

Let me get this straight, that’s not a husband’s shirt, you borrowed?
My xwife ruined a lot of my T-shirts, and I could have saved money just buying her one those things That you wear?

Correct. It’s a cute little cotton dress with get this - pockets!

 

[rural mouse]

Maybe I should buy one of those dresses and wear it around the house and yard. Who’s gonna complain about it anyway?

You will....when the chooks investigate your knees....

 

[Ikslo]

Be ready to shoot. And have cameras recording.

Loaded by the door. We should get a camera or two, probably. My boyfriend may disagree. Technically it’s his house. I’ll bring it up.