Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Ok, does anyone remember how long it’s been since I lost her? My god, I cannot feel worse right now... she has been trapped under a feed pan this entire time. If it wasn’t for all the rain I’m sure she would be dead. I flipped it over to lure a cow out of the chicken field... and found her she’s filthy and wet but alive. She’s lost a lot of weight, and muscle tone. She feels like a CX. I’ve put her into a meat tractor for now while I cook and cook her egg

Let me reply to the correct email now.

That is amazing news. I think it was Jan 19 based upon this post. That is incredible. 14 days +/-.

 

[BY Bob]

Send some west!

Gladly

 

[BY Bob]

I don’t know how you reference things like this so quickly, but thank you Bob. I can’t believe she’s still alive! Here I’ve been complaining about the sheep that was trapped for at least 4 days under the collapsed stairs of the vineyard that no one thought to look for. How I missed her I don’t know. 14 days without food or water, just a tiny bit of grass, no light... she looks worse than when I rescued her. I searched the whole area, and the woods up past their favorite dust bathing spot I never thought to flip the plastic feed bowl. I feel so stupid.

My gosh! She was trapped under a feed bowl! Poor baby. There's a cautionary tail for everyone. That's crazy. WOW!

 

[BY Bob]

Yes I recall you did predict it based on the squirrel activity!

I have not seen a single squirrel in weeks. They are holed up riding this out.

 

[Kris5902]

Stuff happens, I know the feeling. But here you found her alive, and you can nurse her and there's a good chance she will survive. She probably had a bit of water from the rain, besides the greens Maybe because it was darker under there it caused her to save her calories, which helped! Keep her in bed to snuggle with you and Arduinna tonight, and...wait...who else? Oh yeah - your DH!

Well she looks worse than when I got her, but she still smells better...

 

[BY Bob]

I don't want to ask....really!
I've tried very hard to identify with frogs if you must know. It seems frogs get lots of princesses kissing them. However, green just isn't my colour and I got tired of being called Kermit.
Snakes are cool, but highly unpopular due to some serious misinfornation in an old book a few guys wrote.
I would go for dolphin if I didn't sink like a brick.
If anyone asks and wont accept I don't want to go back thanks, then I guess I would choose to return as a raven.

Raven would be a solid choice. I respect that.

 

[Kris5902]

Let me reply to the correct email now.

That is amazing news. I think it was Jan 19 based upon this post. That is incredible. 14 days +/-.
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I posted the question twice in separate posts in my haste... it was me

 

[BY Bob]

Stuff happens, I know the feeling. But here you found her alive, and you can nurse her and there's a good chance she will survive. She probably had a bit of water from the rain, besides the greens Maybe because it was darker under there it caused her to save her calories, which helped! Keep her in bed to snuggle with you and Arduinna tonight, and...wait...who else? Oh yeah - your DH!

Well done!

 

[RoyalChick]

All I can say is that the squirrels told us this was going to happen. They don't lie.

You are right! I completely forgot.

 

[BY Bob]

A lotta work you did (as my chickens still eat leftover pizza)

Do they get warm beer with that cold pizza?