Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

Ok it will not be 100% official until around lunch time tomorrow but, if she is in fact a hen, I have a new silkie on the way. 2 months ago my farrier mentioned he had a silkie he wanted to rehome and it is close to the same age as mine, just a tad older. He thought it was a hen but also being his first time having silkies he was not 100 percent sure. I wanted it but kindly declined as I thought I had the perfect 2 to 1 ratio. We all know how that turned out. He was back to re shoe the horses literally 2 days before Lil Bit crowed and mentioned the silkie again. Told him again mom would shoot me if I brought home another chicken. Well, Lil Bit crowed and had to be rehomed and I reached out to him. He is going to drop her *pray it really is a her* off at lunch in between clients. I really really need this to be a hen, with only Poppy left Branch has started to harass her and she needs another hen his size and hopefully ready for roo attentions to divert Branch's attractions. I have been searching, even going to the dreaded craigslist and there are just no silkie hens available within 3 hours of me. I pray I have pictures to post tomorrow of the new girl. All I know about her is it's a silkie and is brown.

Same around here, no silkie hens to be found, and if there are they cost a fortune!

 

[featherhead007]

Order in pizza

You think like I do… but I couldn’t get the pizza in past the guard.

 

[rural mouse]

I asked. They refused!

Tell them they have a choice to make: either your emotional support rooster or your emotional support horse.

 

[rural mouse]

Same around here, no silkie hens to be found, and if there are they cost a fortune!

I just checked checked (craigslist
) around here too. No silkies period.

 

[featherhead007]

Tell them they have a choice to make: either your emotional support rooster or your emotional support horse.

Ain’t gonna happen and you know it!
Sadly, today was supposed to be my day of ministry at church. So I let all the congregation down too!

 

[rural mouse]

I asked. They refused!

Sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission

 

[featherhead007]

Fluffy butt hospital tax. (I bet I get in trouble for this)

 

[rural mouse]

Ain’t gonna happen and you know it!
Sadly, today was supposed to be my day of ministry at church. So I let all the congregation down too!

God must have a purpose for you at the hospital. Minister to the hospital staff. (And maybe they'll kick you out for wandering the halls)

 

[featherhead007]

Real tax:

 

[rural mouse]

You think like I do… but I couldn’t get the pizza in past the guard.

Meet the delivery at the doors. You don't have covid so you aren't in lockdown. What will they do, kick you out?