Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Shadrach]

You're right. That is a disaster. How am I supposed to get my Shad chicken fix if you're on the blink? Just don't be as slow about fixing this as you have been about the book or there will be a lot of us in withdrawal & in need of serious help.

I will try to bear your impatience in mind. Perhaps if you could explain to Tap that it isn't a good idea to peck at a running case cooling fan, or even get Fat Bird off the towels I had carefully arranged so I could sit on the floor in relative comfort, things might progress more speedily.

 

[BY Bob]

They will tell you given the opportunity that their label says "dry clean only".

Awesome! Well played! I sure hope Hattie doesn't shrink now!

 

[RoyalChick]

I will try to bear your impatience in mind. Perhaps if you could explain to Tap that it isn't a good idea to peck at a running case cooling fan, or even get Fat Bird off the towels I had carefully arranged so I could sit on the floor in relative comfort, things might progress more speedily.

I am with @Ribh, this is a disaster for the rest of us.
But at least now we have an explanation for the time it is taking to finish the book. It is because the chickens are helping!

 

[BY Bob]

Yes the guy at the farm I got them from told me they were definitely girls and you could tell from the color. But then I panicked when Minnie was so assertive and seemed to be growing her comb faster (though now I think Dotty is ahead in that department).
I haven't had time to edit the clips but I have been recording the young ladies as they try out their new voices. They are almost there. Minnie got quite a hen-like 'Bawk' going and seemed so pleased with herself she ran around bawking at everyone until Maggie pecked her and it became a honk!

I can't wait to see the videos. They are simply adorable.

 

[BY Bob]

There are not going to be any pictures from me for a while. I'm surrounded by bits of computer linked together in an impossible mess.I need some bits which I have but are in the UK. I've also got a complete small form PC which I'm getting sent over as well as the bits. It's going to be a week at least I imagine.
A major computer fail is a disaster for me. I've had both PCs die in the last couple of weeks.
I don't have a land line, r a mobile. The pigeons here don't seen the slightest bit interested in flying anywhere useful and the park wardens start having heart attacks if I light bonefires and try to send smoke signals I could try writting letters to you all I suppose given how you all like a good read.....

I am definitely looking for something to read so if you just want to mail some pages of your book........

 

[Ribh]

I am with @Ribh, this is a disaster for the rest of us.
But at least now we have an explanation for the time it is taking to finish the book. It is because the chickens are helping!

Don't give him any more excuses. He does pretty well in that department all on his own.

 

[featherhead007]

I am re-framing my front house bathroom walls. (Water damage from old leaking tile) But now it's time to stop. I had my hens, and roosters watching what I was doing, but as soon as they lost interest, so did I! My lovely carpenter management chickens!! Especially Beetov-Hen!

 

[featherhead007]

I find it amazing, that my chickens are not afraid of power tool noise, while watching me work on my project!

 

[BY Bob]

I am with @Ribh, this is a disaster for the rest of us.
But at least now we have an explanation for the time it is taking to finish the book. It is because the chickens are helping!

When compared to the Infinite Monkey theory, how much faster is the Bucket Boy/Selected Chickens theory? I wonder

 

[BY Bob]

I find it amazing, that my chickens are not afraid of power tool noise, while watching me work on my project!

Mine are drawn to it. If i start a power tool, I have company and chickens with sawdust on their backs.

Come to think of it, maybe they are Saw"dust-bathing" ☺