Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

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I am loving this new phone of yours! Very pretty flock!

 

[Ribh]

Feeling her oats this morning
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Wow! She is lovely!

 

[Ribh]

Sorry folks. Wrong comment on the wrong thread.

 

[MaryJanet]

Sorry folks. Wrong comment on the wrong thread.

I missed it, but I've been there and know the feeling.

 

[MaryJanet]

The Submarine

Up Periscope

Enemy sighted at 11 o'clock.

Get them captain, don't let that Cheese It bastard get away!

Calm down everyone, we don't want it to know we are here. Besides if we get too excited, others might learn of its existence. We want this one all to ourselves!

All ahead one third

Easy now, it doesn't know we are here.

Easy

Take a range and direction and send to torpedo beak control.

Range and direction taken and sent captain

Easy

Prepare torpedo beak #1

Torpedo Beak #1 reports ready captain

Easy now

FIRE TORPEDO BEAK #1!

Torpedo beak #1 fired sir. It's straight and true.

CRUNCH!

Its a hit!

We've wounded it! Ready torpedo beaks 2, 3, & 4

Torpedo Beaks 2, 3, & 4 report ready.

FIRE 2!

Torpedo beak #2 fired sir. It's straight and true.

CRUNCH!

Another hit! It's breaking up!

Captain, sonar reports others arriving on the scene

Ok, let's clean this up. FIRE 3 & 4

3 & 4 away

That's it! We've cleaned it up.

Ah the sweet taste of victory! That Cheese It never stood a chance!
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[MaryJanet]

Feeling her oats this morning
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Lovely thick feathers on this lady!

 

[Ribh]

I missed it, but I've been there and know the feeling.

Yeah. I start reading in bed on my phone before I'm properly awake, then come downstairs to feed the boys & grab my coffee before getting on the computer. Somewhere in there I head out to check on the girls so if I'm over tired or not paying attention I forget where I am & what I should be doing. i know I'm not the only one or I would be hugely embarrassed.

 

[MaryJanet]

Yeah. I start reading in bed on my phone before I'm properly awake, then come downstairs to feed the boys & grab my coffee before getting on the computer. Somewhere in there I head out to check on the girls so if I'm over tired or not paying attention I forget where I am & what I should be doing. i know I'm not the only one or I would be hugely embarrassed.

Chicken lyfe. You're living it right

 

[LozzyR]

Some of the crew this morning View attachment 2385403

I love seeing your flock Alex!

 

[featherhead007]

Sorry folks. Wrong comment on the wrong thread.

Occupational hazard.