I did do a few short pieces many years ago for friends. I was best man at a friends wedding and as tradition has it the best man gives a speech after everyone has eaten. I didn't do the usual "they're all lovely chaps and chappeses." It seems it went down well and I got asked by some other love struck lunatics to do a turn at their weddings. I'm a bit wicked and dark but it suits the Scottish sense of humour I'm told.Shad has already made me laugh several times this morning... are you moonlighting as a stand up comedian??