Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[MaryJanet]

Wow. I was so off topic. I was thinking: Fire, Axe Murderer in the house; gas leak etc.!

I'm pretty sure folks would instinctively disregard the lockdown if they encountered life-threatening risks.

"Sorry, you'll just have to axe murder me because there's a lockdown" said no one ever

 

[MaryJanet]

With the last being "down to last bottle of wine."

Shopping is allowed!

 

[MaryJanet]

You know I can’t help myself from providing a Ruby update. Apparently the watermelon helped. Miss Ruby left the coop this morning! I honestly don’t know how that is physically possible.

She did not utilize the chair to get down, but did face plant when she landed. Poor girl. (I have since removed the chair.) She’s a bit unsteady on her feet, but made her cute sounds that she does, ate more watermelon, and was picking *something* up off the ground. She did get one tiny bite of scrambled egg, too. I don’t normally provide scratch in the morning, but I scattered a generous amount in hopes Ruby might pick something up and eat it. When I left, she was sitting in the sun.

I’m only working a half day, and if she’s still with us when I get home, I sincerely hope she comes out of the run to free range and get some bugs. This girl is QUITE the trooper and apparently has not quite given up. I love her. I lover her spirit so much.

She's doing great! What a strong hen!! I say continue to not interfere with her because it's working wonders, and see how she goes, she may continue to pick up.

 

[featherhead007]

I'm pretty sure folks would instinctively disregard the lockdown if they encountered life-threatening risks.

"Sorry, you'll just have to axe murder me because there's a lockdown" said no one ever

How bout I beat you with a wet spaghetti noodle instead?

 

[featherhead007]

Shopping is allowed!

Only if it’s Cella Lambrusco 1982 vintage wine. Italian import and I rarely drink, but when I do , it’s that. Oh no, I sound like a dos XX commercial!

 

[featherhead007]

Only if it’s Cella Lambrusco 1982 vintage wine. Italian import and I rarely drink, but when I do , it’s that. Oh no, I sound like a dos XX commercial!

By the way, only Jaffar is the only interesting man in the world! Just saying!

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

I’m planning a flight to Hawaii soon, my brother is taking his yacht. I will pick up my sister in San Diego and fly out for a beautiful family reunion there this summer. Very soon! I will advise you peeps when I head out. Now that Jaffar is stable and the rest are okay. I will have my pastor watch my chickens

That will be really nice!

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

Good night fluffy folk It's time for us slightly mature ladies to be in bed.

Have a good night. See you in the morning!

 

[featherhead007]

That would be the worst!!

Worst would not have any toilet paper!

 

[featherhead007]

See? When my Jaffar feels better, I feel better!