Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

Chaco is doing fine today. Winds blew north today, not east (thank God)

 

[Lexicon]

Look at Hazel's tail! She's been molting and not feeling well. She's quite standoffish and doesn't mix it up with everyone for treats or mash balls. Been feeding her ones on the sly, if she'll take them. She rests under the lilac bush a lot. She's grouchy. Look how there's just one feather left back there!
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Hazel: What are you looking at?
Me: Your beautiful new neck feathers. Also your tail.
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Hazel: Hey! Don't be taking pictures of me like this! Didn't you mention maybe I'd like something called sardines? Well put your phone down and get busy with that, please!
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I fed my molting hens sardines last night for the first time ever. They were a big hit!
I love your Buckeyes and Queenie was wonderful as well. I have been thinking that Buckeyes would probably be a great breed for our northern Canadian winters, especially with the pea comb.

 

[Marie2020]

This Kojac, with a Kodak is going to bed now. And Jaffar is inside too. I need my alarm cluck for tomorrow morning!

Have the sweetest of dreams źzz.

Good night Alex and jaffar

 

[Marie2020]

I made it! Still have over a thousand to go, but I'm less than 3 months from today!

 

[Marie2020]

They're spiky round plants (those leaves are SHARP) grow in gumbo (not the yummy stuff but the stuff that adds 10 pounds to each foot with every step) and are dangerous to fall into (the gumbo makes that a very real possibility). FWY, yucca are perennials, pollinated by yucca moths (specific type of moth), are similar to succulents in watering requirements (closer to cacti), and don't grow naturally east of the Mississippi (why they won't grow in New York City).

Potholes come in multiple sizes: Popus Tireus all the way up to Engulfus Carus. Cracks/chips in windshields (windscreen for the UK/Aussies) are normal and don't get fixed until the window is in danger of falling into the car. New ones are chipped/cracked the first winter.

Altitude sickness can happen, borderline desert, 8 feet high snow drifts (isn't that a contadiction?) We won't mention the spiders.

I had customers a couple of weeks ago up from Texas. They said they were here to hunt for Sasquatch.

What on this earth us sasquatch

 

[Marie2020]

Shut up Alex!

That's right, shut up Alex

 

[Marie2020]

I love Macs. I usually order fries and a vanilla shake to go with it! Yum

You eat worse than I do

I baked a coffee banana and chocolate cake. Better than eating chocolate I guess

 

[Marie2020]

Dont like them either...something about the sauce, lack of tomatoes and dill pickles... by preference, I like elk burgers with mushrooms, bacon and Swiss cheese.

Creativity tax (from my solidly Android, almost 6 year old phone)
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Thank goodness you told us. I thought they were slugs and piglets on toast.

My eyes deceive me

 

[featherhead007]

Sooooooo, nothing like this?

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Glad I had breakfast first!

 

[featherhead007]

You eat worse than I do

I baked a coffee banana and chocolate cake. Better than eating chocolate I guess

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Stop it! Kinda makes me want to buy long distance fuel tanks for the eagle!