Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Cynthia12]

What do you expect? Bob let’s Phyllis wear pearls, and strut her stuff along the catwalk! But I do understand (She’s Phyllis)

Hmm .. I wonder now how she would look with pearls on struttin her stuff. .

 

[featherhead007]

I have my own problems. Arizona fell asleep on my lap, and it’s time for bed

 

[featherhead007]

Hmm .. I wonder now how she would look with pearls on struttin her stuff. .

Ask Bob, I’m sure he would show you.

 

[Cynthia12]

Ask Bob, I’m sure he would show you.

 

[bgmathteach]

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I'm going to have to name this one soon, I'm getting to see an awfullot of her.

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Fret is definitely looking better...

Similie seems to be giving you the 'hairy eyeball'.... hmm, what are you up to?

And Miss soon-to-be-named...seems like she is saying: "Got a lap? Got some food? Well, you must have something for me, there, bucket-boy!" She has a very striking comb. May I suggest 'Corona' for her name?

 

[LozzyR]

Goat wrangler. Get a long little goatie.

I'm waiting for @Kris5902 to pop in with a picture of a chicken on Arduinna's back!

 

[bgmathteach]

Me? Damaged? Just show me your ankles and I’ll show you damaged!
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Ooohhh...that last picture screams "Come hear and I'll peck you to death!! That look keeps making me think of the ' It's only a flesh wound' skit,,,where he says 'come here and I'll bite you!"

She is a lovely lady. @Shadrach just doesn't appreciate the finer 'dressings/trappings' of a lady!

 

[LozzyR]

I am trying to take care (mainly by holding on to walls and door frames!).
It is a recognized issue called B.P.P.V. Not uncommon as it turns out. Small crystals in the labyrinth of the inner ear break off and free float triggering the sense that you are moving when you aren't. So your feet tell you one thing and your ears another and as a result, your brain gets all messed up.
Sometimes it resolves on its own because the crystals basically dissolve and there is a series of movements you can try (or your doctor can do to you) that attempts to shift the little b***ers to some other place where they do less harm. It is extremely unpleasant to do because it triggers the vertigo in the worst possible way.
I have done it once and it was pretty effective - meaning I can now get in and out of bed more-or-less OK, and as long as I move slowly I can walk around normally and yesterday I was able to bend down to the right to pick up a chicken. Don't ask me to put a sock on my left foot or lace up a left boot however!
The maneuver leaves me exhausted and unsteady so I am waiting a day or so before trying again.
Sorry for definitely TMI on my decrepitude, so here is chicken tax of my three older ladies engaged in some serious chicken business. Rest In Peace Elizabeth.View attachment 2891670

I think that's what my dad has been suffering from as well; I remember him mentioning the initials the other day.

 

[bgmathteach]

I have my own problems. Arizona fell asleep on my lap, and it’s time for bed

So, what's the problem? She's asleep already. Isn't that what every parent wants, their 'kids' to fall asleep at bedtime?

 

[Cynthia12]