Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

So you know how I put those hideous tarps up and they’re partially blocking the sun? Here’s my temporary solution for sunny days.
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Very clever. You have more sun than rain, right?

 

[BY Bob]

You are so kind to ask. I think it gets a little better but I am not sure I also adapt by moving differently.
I am definitely not 100% but also can function as it is.
I will probably do the maneuver again tomorrow to try and nudge it along.

Chicken tax from today before the storm started.
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Did you get any of the big hail yesterday? I heard there was hail the side half dollars.

 

[BY Bob]

It’s been 13 years since I drew anything significant, so I’m reasonably happy with how this turned out. Of course, I wait until it’s completely finished before I start spotting issues! It looks slightly better off to one side. I’ve put it behind a spoiler in case anyone has issues with nudity.

Spoiler: “Spoiler”

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Tax (belated FBF):

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I think you have done and amazing job. I especially love the face. Very well done!

 

[rural mouse]

Two words: Google Translate.

One word: coffee

 

[rural mouse]

Does SIRI speak Chinese? ?

Who is Siri?

 

[RoyalChick]

Did you get any of the big hail yesterday? I heard there was hail the side half dollars.

I got hail but not mega-hail. What it came with though was really serious gusting wind and thunder. Not a combination any of us appreciated.
I am out now assessing any damage. It is well below freezing but withthat glorious blue after storm clear blue sky.
The ladies are staying inside - all the windows give them a good bit of passive solar heat and they are not dumb.
Minnie came out to see what I was up to and casually dropped a fluff feather just as I tried to take a FBF picture. I might have to repost on Friday.

 

[RoyalChick]

Who is Siri?

No friend of mine.

 

[featherhead007]

Who is Siri?

SiRI is my operating systems A.I. Assistant (and she couldn’t answer my question)

 

[featherhead007]

You're climbing up into the rafters?! 8 feet plus?! Those birds are looking out for you!

I’ve sat up there many times with them before. (I built it to accommodate me too)

 

[featherhead007]

People can laugh at you feeding steaks to your girls, but I think it’s awesome that you give them these high protein snacks. A healthy chicken is a happy chicken!

I’m careful about it too. Too much isn’t good for them.