We love you… but we also know you’re planning on slowly taking over the entire world.
Sure… all those Aussies on the west coast here, working at the ski resorts were just on “working vacations”. Not secretly infiltrating our society and convincing us to go “visit” Australia. All my friends who have visited this strange land have come back somewhat “changed”, some
Come back with girlfriends or Australian husbands… some never come back at all! It’s a conspiracy, and if the drop bears don’t get you while you’re there you slowly become an Australian yourself.