Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

A friend of mine got into a real pickle because she was in charge of organizing everyone to celebrate their Grandmas 100th birthday. Lots of grandchildren, great grandchildren, all invited for the party.
She and her brother were going through stuff in the attic to see if they could find fun stuff from her youth to share at the party and came across papers.
Including her birth certificate.
She had turned 100 two years prior.
What to tell all the guests? They decided to keep her secret.

Hahahaha

Thanks for that I needed a smile

 

[Ponypoor]

She's my kind of gal says princess
Tina wanted to say something but princess told he to be quiet because she stole all the treats again

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Hi my beautiful ladies Aunt Kelly thinks you both beautiful

 

[Marie2020]

Hmmmm, I think there is something wrong with most of your chickens....

Many of them seem to have a leg attached to the BOTTOM of their feet



Okay, sorry, I'm in rare form today. Little sleep last night, so I am in that slap-happy phase one sometimes gets in when overtired, but forced to be awake and alert.

I get cranky especially when I want a catch up nap and can't have one on top of very little sleep and a lingering cold or whatever this is.

 

[Sally PB]

Happy Birthday. I will believe you if I can claim 29 as well. 29 sounds a whole lot better then 38.

I went to a festival last weekend, and you had to get a wrist band that said, "Drinking," if you wanted to buy beer, and you had to show proof of age.

I told them I'm 19 and got a "non drinking" wrist band. So they must have believed me, right??? (for the record, I'm 60.)

tax:
Stormy says, "Yeah, right, mom."

 

[Marie2020]

@featherhead007

I'm going to fly your plane when someone buys me my Googles ruddy amazon won't sell to dogs

 

[Marie2020]

I went to a festival last weekend, and you had to get a wrist band that said, "Drinking," if you wanted to buy beer, and you had to show proof of age.

I told them I'm 19 and got a "non drinking" wrist band. So they must have believed me, right??? (for the record, I'm 60.)

tax:
Stormy says, "Yeah, right, mom."
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[Marie2020]

I am still fighting this sinuses thing that's now in my chest. So I've had a very spicy soup and now drinking 1 quarter scotch to three quarters water and two teaspoon of honey. I've drank most of it and it's divine

 

[RoyalChick]

I will take that deal, 29 forever! Lol beats 47 hands down.

All you younguns have nothing to complain about!

 

[Marie2020]

All you younguns have nothing to complain about!

I wouldn't be young again if you paid me. Life is totally not the same

 

[RoyalChick]

I went to a festival last weekend, and you had to get a wrist band that said, "Drinking," if you wanted to buy beer, and you had to show proof of age.

I told them I'm 19 and got a "non drinking" wrist band. So they must have believed me, right??? (for the record, I'm 60.)

tax:
Stormy says, "Yeah, right, mom."
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Good for you! I am more likely to have people ask if I need help with my shopping cart!