Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[knoturavggrl]

Hmmmm, I think there is something wrong with most of your chickens....

Many of them seem to have a leg attached to the BOTTOM of their feet



Okay, sorry, I'm in rare form today. Little sleep last night, so I am in that slap-happy phase one sometimes gets in when overtired, but forced to be awake and alert.

Several of them are indeed lap chickens. They come up to see me for a few minutes at least. I suspect this is mainly them coming to check in on their maintenance/treat bringer person though vs true affection . Thats fine by me, I am just happy they come up.

Snicker did fly up on my shoulder today much to my surprise and attempt to do something to my hair. So maybe she does like me enough to try and fix my “frizzy feathers”

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

I went to a festival last weekend, and you had to get a wrist band that said, "Drinking," if you wanted to buy beer, and you had to show proof of age.

I told them I'm 19 and got a "non drinking" wrist band. So they must have believed me, right??? (for the record, I'm 60.)

tax:
Stormy says, "Yeah, right, mom."
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Look at the expression on Stormy’s face!!! Hahaha she IS saying “yeah, right”.

 

[Marie2020]

Tina and Princess are so sneaky, they make out they don't bother with each other but they decided to go into the coop early tonight and there they were cuddled up in the straw

 

[bgmathteach]

Hmmmm, I think there is something wrong with most of your chickens....

Many of them seem to have a leg attached to the BOTTOM of their feet



Okay, sorry, I'm in rare form today. Little sleep last night, so I am in that slap-happy phase one sometimes gets in when overtired, but forced to be awake and alert.

Oh, dear, evidently my humor was even worse than I though, not a single laugh amongst you!

 

[Marie2020]

Hmmmm, I think there is something wrong with most of your chickens....

Many of them seem to have a leg attached to the BOTTOM of their feet

Okay, sorry, I'm in rare form today. Little sleep last night, so I am in that slap-happy phase one sometimes gets in when overtired, but forced to be awake and alert.

 

[LaFemmeKatia]

I am still fighting this sinuses thing that's now in my chest. So I've had a very spicy soup and now drinking 1 quarter scotch to three quarters water and two teaspoon of honey. I've drank most of it and it's divine

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Good choice! I am guessing you will be feeling a lot better in a short while!

 

[Marie2020]

Oh, dear, evidently my humor was even worse than I though, not a single laugh amongst you!

It's me I'm so slow tonight

 

[Marie2020]

Good choice! I am guessing you will be feeling a lot better in a short while!

 

[bgmathteach]

Do you have the phone upside down by any chance??

Umm....HUMAN leg attached to bottom of feet!! i.e. lots of LAP chickens!

 

[Marie2020]

Good for you! I am more likely to have people ask if I need help with my shopping cart!

Lucky you, I ask for help or just dump it on them