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Water Cooler Talk
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B: Hey Sydney
S: Hey Betty
B: Did you see that egg the new girl lay on Wednesday?
S: Yes, can you believe it!
B: I've never seen one that color
S: Neither have I although I did hatch a green one back in the day
B: You have to tell me about that some day. Phyllis is always talking about hatching. Was it fun?
S: Nope it's a lot of work and then the kids, don't get me started on those needy buggers. I could not wait to get rid of them. At 4 weeks old I said you clowns are on your own. Been there, done that, no need to do that again.
B: Yikes! I'll avoid that.
S: Good decision. I'm off to eat some corn. See you in a bit.
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G: Hey Betty
B: Hey Glynda. That sure is a pretty egg you lay. How do you make yours blue like that?
G: I'm not even sure how I lay the egg! That sure was a surprise. How often an I going to have to do that?
B: More often than you would guess but you get used to it.
G: What color is your egg? Are blue eggs different?
B: We've never had blue eggs around here before. Mine are white, so are Phyllis' eggs.
G: I guess different looking chickens lay different colors?
B: I don't know about that but everyone else lays like a browny beige egg. Of course "Princess" Aurora calls hers pink. But it's browny beige.
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H: Hey ladies, what is everyone talking about?
G: Egg colors
B: Did you see Glynda's pretty blue eggs?
H: I did. They are very pretty. The human rooster will be very pleased.
G: Will he!
H: Yup, he has always wanted blue eggs. In fact, let me tell you a secret. Come here everyone.
S, P, LF: We're here Hattie, what's up?
H: Now I will deny saying this if Aurora finds out but did you all know that Aurora was supposed to lay blue eggs!
From the group: GASP! No way!
H: That's why she calls her browny beige eggs Pink.
P: You're kidding
B: That's Crazy
S: Why am I just hearing this now?
H: She is going to be extra crabby now. You better stear clear of her Glynda.
G: Thanks for the warning.
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B: SHUSH! Here she cones!
LF: I'm out of here. I had no part in this conversation.
G: I'm just saying clear of her.
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A: What us everyone taking about?
S: (trying to get a rise out her) Oh nothing much, just egg colors! Did you see the blue egg that the new girl laid?
B: I gotta run
P: Me too
A: I saw it. It's cute but it's no Pink egg.
H: Lady Featherington is calling me, gotta run
S: I think the blue egg is quite pretty, I wish I could lay one, don't you Aurora?
A: You are a fool. PINK IS THE BEST COLOR!
S: (pleased with herself but not wanting to get pecked) What's that Hattie? I'll be right over.
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A: (to herself) That Blue egg is pretty but I'll peck the crap out of anyone who says it again. My eggs are bigger and smoother and I know the human rooster likes them best.................They must be Pink.............He told me so.

