Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

This makes me so happy, Bob. This is what you wanted for Phyllis before the tragedies, and it all worked out.

Yes. I am quite pleased with the tribe right now. I finally got there. I hope I have this same group for a few years with no changes. Things are actually quite good right now.

As long as I don't watch roosting

 

[Ponypoor]

Silkies are bantams. They only count for half or a third of a chicken in Chicken Math Calculus.

Oh really?….

Hmmmm looks like more than a batch of day olds then….

Definitely going to need a bigger barn…

 

[Ponypoor]

"I can't believe I am forced to respond again. All birds go broody to hatch eggs. It is not exclusive to chickens. All going broody means is that Phyllis is some kind of bird. Some weird annoying bird."

Aurora

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Your Majesty, I dare allow that you have out done yourself rather splendidly, your tongue is as sharp as your glorious beak. As is your wit.

Yet I cannot help but point out that you all sound alike, and that if one were to molt all of those feathers off both of you, as a mere human I would be hard pressed to tell you apart, as both of you have the same dialect!

Thus I would bow down to both of you as Chicken! And as such me as a mere human would have to postulate that Phyllis is indeed a Chicken!

 

[featherhead007]

Your Majesty, I dare allow that you have out done yourself rather splendidly, your tongue is as sharp as your glorious beak. As is your wit.

Yet I cannot help but point out that you all sound alike, and that if one were to molt all of those feathers off both of you, as a mere human I would be hard pressed to tell you apart, as both of you have the same dialect!

Thus I would bow down to both of you as Chicken! And as such me as a mere human would have to postulate that Phyllis is indeed a Chicken!

Your highness, crown her with your scepter!

 

[Ponypoor]

Your highness, crown her with your scepter!

I'll tell thee what, Queen: a college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humour!

Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

 

[Ponypoor]

Wit Tax

 

[featherhead007]

Wit Tax

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You owe sleeping chook tax now!

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

I have entered the Valentine's Day contests they've been holding. I had a hard time choosing the right photo for Grandma so what do you think of these photos and which one? Also, I wanted to hike Boiling Springs but it was around 39 F today and tomorrow is supposed to rain.
This wasn't one of the options but Grandma loves to be her closest living animal: the T-Rex. Now she's showing you all that she stands tall and proud, despite listening to Pink Panther in the background.

Here are the 3 options

 

[BY Bob]

I have entered the Valentine's Day contests they've been holding. I had a hard time choosing the right photo for Grandma so what do you think of these photos and which one? Also, I wanted to hike Boiling Springs but it was around 39 F today and tomorrow is supposed to rain.
This wasn't one of the options but Grandma loves to be her closest living animal: the T-Rex. Now she's showing you all that she stands tall and proud, despite listening to Pink Panther in the background.
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Here are the 3 options
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I love the burrito.

 

[BY Bob]

I'll tell thee what, Queen: a college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humour!

Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

“If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens in the shell.”

Shakespeare