Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

Because of the stress of drunk roofers, I had to consult with my feathered therapist and emotional support counselor “Jaffar”
He said “if one lady rejects you, go hop onto another one, some one will squat for you!” I don’t think that he understood what I was causing my anxiety!

 

[RoyalChick]

Because of the stress of drunk roofers, I had to consult with my feathered therapist and emotional support counselor “Jaffar”
He said “if one lady rejects you, go hop onto another one, some one will squat for you!” I don’t think that he understood what I was causing my anxiety!

Hopefully you will find a sober roofer soon. And hopefully the drunk roofer will not fall to his death off someone else's roof.

 

[featherhead007]

Hopefully you will find a sober roofer soon. And hopefully the drunk roofer will not fall to his death off someone else's roof.

honestly, I put on some old John Denver music and me and Jaffar are relaxing in musical splendor

 

[featherhead007]

I love Jaffar’s simplicity to life. Eat, poop, mate, sleep and repeat. Nothing else matters to him I guess.

 

[rural mouse]

Such pretty girls. I am smitten with my 5 marshmallows (leghorns). I really love it now that they run around with those tails sticking straight up in the air. Combs are just starting to grow. I hope at least one of them gives me a big floppy comb. Truth be told, I am amazed that they really do not have a comb yet. I thought since they got such a big comb they would have more by now. Nope, first 6 weeks have been spent growing their wings first, and then tails.

Gotta be able to fly first. Then work on the signal flag.

 

[RoyalChick]

Oh dear Lord spare me!
Lovely day here. We are all outside in the sunshine.
Eli is eyeing up the roof of the Chicken Palace.
You just know she can get there if she chooses - with the overhang it is lower than the rafters.
From the roof it is an easy hop up to the tulip tree. That is 75’ if it is an inch.
Sunflower seeds have distracted her for now but she will be back I am sure!

 

[featherhead007]

“Road trip, just me and daddy! Yay!”

 

[featherhead007]

Yeah I cleaned up the poop

 

[RoyalChick]

Yeah I cleaned up the poop

You need seat covers. Then you can wash them.

 

[featherhead007]

You need seat covers. Then you can wash them.

That is a seat cover. The seats are leather