Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

I just bought a book. I'm so looking forward to reading this. I love history

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I thought this child would turn out to be a serial killer but apparently he turned out to be a sweet guy that saved another child from serious abuse

Oh yes, Kate Summetscale. I read all of her books. (I’m kidding, I haven’t picked up a book in ages) except for the Bible

 

[featherhead007]

I hope you didn't think me rude to say that - I had my share of stud horss and they are a pain in the patootie, even my 'push-button' stallion' who was a kid-horse babysitter was a pain, he had to be housed separately, I could turn weanling colts out with him, but once the weanlings became mature he would put the run on them.

Sounds like the high school I attended

 

[Ponypoor]

Good question. Show season is from May to September. Here in Kentucky we are dealing with heat and humidity. Shows are supposed to start at 7. Saturdays did not start until 9. They delayed it to 8 initially because it was 90. They pushed it back to 9 as about 6:30 there was a pop-up thunderstorm and they had to get the ring ready afterward. They were also giving people time to travel a hour and a half to get to the show as another one had got cancelled because of the rain. Depending on the size of the crowd, it can be over at 2, but I have saw them last until 5 or 6 in the morning.

Need to put up one of those fancy-dancy awesome arenas that they have at The Horse Park

Got a million dollars???

I think I would not be showing much if that were the case, though I do get the whole heat and humidity thing. So they must have amazing lighting in that ring - what sort of lights are they using? I want to put up some lighting in my riding ring so that in the Fall and Spring when it's still dark at 7pm I can at least ride.

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Wait I need to clean my butt....

 

[featherhead007]

It is Mugshot Monday and Eli believes in doing things properly!

Being arrested is not doing things properly!

 

[Ponypoor]

She’s still inside with me. I’m not so good. I’m having cramps in my neck and shoulder at the moment. I’m laying down. If I get up… ouch! Extremely painful

Also take some Ibuprophen and Tylenol (or Aleve and Tylenol).

gentle walking and no twisting your head around.

 

[Ponypoor]

Good grief!
That is quite some dedication.

That''s why they call us Horse Crazy....

Or Pony Poor (Chicken Poor in my case)

 

[featherhead007]

Need to put up one of those fancy-dancy awesome arenas that they have at The Horse Park

Got a million dollars???

I think I would not be showing much if that were the case, though I do get the whole heat and humidity thing. So they must have amazing lighting in that ring - what sort of lights are they using? I want to put up some lighting in my riding ring so that in the Fall and Spring when it's still dark at 7pm I can at least ride.

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Wait I need to clean my butt....
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I may have room for a rodeo stadium! Just no electricity out there.

 

[Ponypoor]

I called it off. It's too dangerous for both me and more importantly my animals.

Plus these guys need to sort out the bathroom, apparently there's a leaking sewerage pipe coming into my ceiling, wall and skirting board. If they send the pest control they'll claim they did enough work here and I don't need and mold in my home, it's stinks.

I don't fancy eating that mushroom that's for sure

Wise call.

Yes get the pluming fixed ASAP!

You can always purchase ant bait that the ants bring back to the nest where the queen eats it and they whole colony is destroyed. Ants can do a lot of damage to a homes wood.

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chickens eat ants... just saying!
Not sure what Dorothy is eating though...

 

[Ponypoor]

Tax again
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Princess a little cleaner and getting a moonie from Tina

They sure are looking good - keep up the good work with them - they are lucky to be with you that is for sure!

 

[featherhead007]

Being arrested is not doing things properly!

And just how would the jail segregate chooks? “Okay… Buffalo wings over on this side… drum sticks up front and thighs to the right “