Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[LhickenChicken]

Mr Rico is darn lucky I do not move all that well or can bend down all that well or he would be chicken dinner tonight.

He got ahold of Tuff and had her on her side trying to molester her - poor Tuff! I wacked Rico off her and she just lay there poor old girl. She is in my office now, hiding out with me. Rico's days are numbered though, if he is going to be a beast then I can do with out that crap - I have too many old girls here. At least Penne stays out with the Grups and Mr P, who keeps him in line.

So who gets locked away? Tuff for her safety? or Rico to protect the other old gals from him?

Speaking of chicken dinner, I am having meatie legs for dinner tonight

 

[Ponypoor]

Ask Aurora

Dear Aurora,
Perhaps you may have answered this question already. I am sorry to trouble you with such a simple yet puzzling question. The hooman said that the ancient greaks (whatever they are) have been asking this question ever since they had an empire.
The question is this: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Twilight, layer of green eggs (with a pic of a super cool green egg attached)
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HAHAHA!
Love it! I cannot wait to see what Aurora says to this one

Well done Twilight - layer of green eggs

 

[Ponypoor]

I'd say Rico gets locked away. In freezer camp?

Yep he and the other boys get a time pit tomorrow and likely Saturday as well.

Give the ladies time away from the bad boys.

 

[LhickenChicken]

HAHAHA!
Love it! I cannot wait to see what Aurora says to this one

Well done Twilight - layer of green eggs

She says thanks but takes pride in her modified pea comb more than her green eggs. I take pride in her green eggs rather than her modified pea comb.

 

[BY Bob]

Yes him also

Great old movies - might watch that again.

Tax
Seems that the chicks and Sophia were in the Hen House and they grups were checking them out, looking down to see what they were doing on that bottom shelf.
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I think I'm going to watch it again now too.

 

[BY Bob]

Going on my liquor names list. I like it.

Hooray!

 

[BY Bob]

The birth of SHRA.
MaryJanet had asked to be excluded from replys to old posts while I was reading the old postings on this thread since she has limited BYC time or something along the lines of that.

Fun memory

 

[rural mouse]

Coop closed. Headcount 21 adults, 6 invasion. Tinies hidden so not countable. Zulu and Chia decided its time to roost on the actual roost with the bigs (apparently on top of the nest boxes doesn't count). Not on the SAME roost, but on the same level, in near proximity. Enigma tried roosting on top of the Chicken door. I think she's been sneaking inside the big house to get on Beakbook. @Ponypoor, your birds have been spreading ideas. She got moved up on a roost (opposite end from the bigs). No idea if they all stayed there, but the Invasion is growing up.

 

[RoyalChick]

Ask Aurora

Dear Aurora,
Perhaps you may have answered this question already. I am sorry to trouble you with such a simple yet puzzling question. The hooman said that the ancient greaks (whatever they are) have been asking this question ever since they had an empire.
The question is this: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Twilight, layer of green eggs (with a pic of a super cool green egg attached)
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Brilliant!

 

[bgmathteach]

Contemplating the all yellow. If she splashes out, Cirrus. Then thought about lightning: Electrode, Volt, Amp, Ion....

?Static? Watt? Wattie for a girl?