Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

My Money Went Missing...Again.
So about a week ago, when the chooks last spent my money, I thought that they had spent the amount of money they took on the stuff they ordered for me (with MY money). I had counted it along with the price of what they had ordered. Around $51 extra was missing. Uh-oh. They are not the best at counting then. But today, something showed up:

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Yep. I know it's hard to read who it's sent to, but it's another package for Big Rooster.
I went ahead and opened the parcel:
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The PineTime? How did they know I was eyeing one? I suppose they look through my browsing history. Maybe I should use a different browser.
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Of course, by the time I took a photo of the packaging, I had extracted the watch, charged it up, and stuck it on my wrist.
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It works great.
But I looked it up. It was only $26.99. So what did they buy with the extra $24.00 dollars?
I asked Abigail (the one who sneaks my money away).
Her reply was one word: "Shipping".
I replied, "Standard shipping costs that much?"
She said, "Out of the goodness of my heart, I got the extra fancy shipping for you".
Well, nothing I can do now. And I'm happy with it.
Keep an eye on your chooks. Hide your cash and credit cards. You never know what they'll buy (hopefully not a Beakbook Plus subscription for a fancy brown checkmark on their account).

You should keep better control of your money. I saw two laws broken. Petty
Larceny on behalf of the chooks,
And felony mail tampering on your behalf. . Gonna overlook it this one time.
I suggest you get a second credit card just for the chickens.

 

[notabitail]

Did you misspell Buff Orpingtons on purpose?

Take a guess

 

[notabitail]

You should keep better control of your money. I saw two laws broken. Petty
Larceny on behalf of the chooks,
And felony mail tampering on your behalf. . Gonna overlook it this one time.
I suggest you get a second credit card just for the chickens.

Um, the package was for me. I'm Big Rooster, remember?
Abigail even walked by and asked if I liked the surprise while holding the BeakBerry (on the tracking page).

 

[LhickenChicken]

My Money Went Missing...Again.
So about a week ago, when the chooks last spent my money, I thought that they had spent the amount of money they took on the stuff they ordered for me (with MY money). I had counted it along with the price of what they had ordered. Around $51 extra was missing. Uh-oh. They are not the best at counting then. But today, something showed up:

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Yep. I know it's hard to read who it's sent to, but it's another package for Big Rooster.
I went ahead and opened the parcel:
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The PineTime? How did they know I was eyeing one? I suppose they look through my browsing history. Maybe I should use a different browser.
View attachment 3595337
Of course, by the time I took a photo of the packaging, I had extracted the watch, charged it up, and stuck it on my wrist.
View attachment 3595346
It works great.
But I looked it up. It was only $26.99. So what did they buy with the extra $24.00 dollars?
I asked Abigail (the one who sneaks my money away).
Her reply was one word: "Shipping".
I replied, "Standard shipping costs that much?"
She said, "Out of the goodness of my heart, I got the extra fancy shipping for you".
Well, nothing I can do now. And I'm happy with it.
Keep an eye on your chooks. Hide your cash and credit cards. You never know what they'll buy (hopefully not a Beakbook Plus subscription for a fancy brown checkmark on their account).

That is so sweet of them!

 

[LhickenChicken]

Take a guess

What, because they were being asses, sorry, butts?

 

[notabitail]

What, because they were being asses, sorry, butts?

Because they have fluffy butts. Super fluffy butts. You'd want to bury your face in all that fluff until you realize it's a butt.

 

[LhickenChicken]

Because they have fluffy butts. Super fluffy butts. You'd want to bury your face in all that fluff until you realize it's a butt.

Oh! You should post some for Fluffy Butt friday! I have some chickens that are big ass backsides and are very annoying. Especially Ruth. Don't get me started on how she is annoying.

 

[notabitail]

Oh! You should post some for Fluffy Butt friday! I have some chickens that are big ass backsides and are very annoying. Especially Ruth. Don't get me started on how she is annoying.

I did last Friday.

 

[featherhead007]

Um, the package was for me. I'm Big Rooster, remember?
Abigail even walked by and asked if I liked the surprise while holding the BeakBerry (on the tracking page).

Addressed to you, well that’s different! Enjoy the watch.

 

[notabitail]

Addressed to you, well that’s different! Enjoy the watch.

Thank you!
I however am now short a hundred and fifty dollars or so.
I think $80 may go missing next. They will notice the spike in looking at another computer (RockPro64) and buy it for me.
Oh, and they took cash. Abigail did. She's kinda sketchy sometimes. And she broke a remote once.