Ask Aurora
Today's Ask Aurora is a royal decree. All Human servants are expected to read this to your chickens immediately. Failure to do so will result in them being subject to the whims of Her Royal Majesty.

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I am printing this and hanging up copies. 1 in the building nest. 1 in the coop. 1 on the porch and 1 overtop the hay pile. I also will print and laminate one and attach it to a tree stump on the hillside for a sneaky evil hen. I am thankful to report that Holly and Raven have been successfully broken up. Raven actually broke up Holly by kicking her off the prime spot and refusing to let her have it back. Raven rejoined the flock today and is back to bossing everyone around. Bunny, well, Bunny is getting this riot act read to her first thing in the morning. I may also need to borrow the Great Queen Aurora for a few days time. If it breaks her up I will even permit the flipping of the Bunny in substitute for flipping Phyllis. When Aurora's job is done and she is returned I hold no responsibility if she actually has a long conversation with Momma Hen while she is in residence. Momma Hen will try to convert her in this sacred way of the chicken and strongly believes all hens, even Queens should rear chicks at least once. Our dear friend @BY Bob would kill me. He lets me borrow Aurora, Bubba woo's her and she returns home and breaks her own decree with fertile eggs.
 
For your boy. :hugs :hugs :hugs
I was moaning last night after a heavy hot busy day then having to walk my old boy. As I passed snoopys home I was really grateful too be with my scrumptious, walk or not
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My mom surprised me with a coop today!!! I don't know why she's on board with getting a coop for possible ducks, but it was super cheap. Like 30$ cheap. She obviously ask questions followed by wanting photos for proof and she said "we can use it for Darcy until you use it get him hens and we need to upgrade, then you can use it for ducks...ONLY if you actually do good in math" lol. I'm horrible at math 🤣😭🤣 well.... Italian math and probably the math y'all have 😭
 

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