Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

Gabby says good morning!

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The other Gaby says good morning too!

Old photo cause Gaby doesn't want one taken right now.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

He’s quite funny. We have a private chat and we talk often. We both hate math, like reading, and adore our chickens.

Oops. Sorry @bgmathteach!

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

We also have WINTER......

9 months of winter, 5 months of road construction

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I want to live somewhere that has winter so badly!

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Hate math? Well, just stab me in the heart, why don't ya?!?!

Tax for all things numerical
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Important Chicken Math Numbers To Know ...

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The only type of math that I like is Chicken Math. I’m sorry Tou should see my math grade. (P.S. it’s a 66.)

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

The New Cypriano Center.
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That's so great! Do you know what your chickens pay with? I bet that it's chicken scratch!

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

I want to live somewhere that has winter so badly!

Me too!

 

[notabitail]

That's so great! Do you know what your chickens pay with? I bet that it's chicken scratch!

They make deals with Styrofoam from the black market at times. But usually it will be food. Or some other desirable objects.

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

They make deals with Styrofoam from the black market at times. But usually it will be food. Or some other desirable objects.

Tax,

Since they have a lot of it, my chooks would probably trade for watermelon!

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

They make deals with Styrofoam from the black market at times. But usually it will be food. Or some other desirable objects.

"Calls Ch1: 292-768-2458"
"Hey Philomena! *pauses to look at the hooman watching her* I got a deal for unlimited talk and text! Right here I got some amazing chimken scratch that can go for a one month plan! I'll mail it to you right now!"

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

The chooks are now fully established, until Stormfeather grows up...