Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

I graduated from college with my BA in Elementary Ed and then I started substitute teaching at a local public school.

Congratulations! That's wonderful! Great job.

 

[BY Bob]

Twofers
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Beautiful 2fers!

 

[BY Bob]

Maybe I should just start drinking? Moult liquor

That one made me laugh. Well played!

 

[BY Bob]

Trying to finish my door, all 4 of my batteries to my Dewalt saw and drill are drained sheesh! I think they are just too old and won’t hold a good charge anymore.

Oh well guess I will just have to sit and watch chooks for a bit!

Ooo I am so beautiful, I am so beautiful, gorgeous hunk-a hunk-a man, I am so beautiful

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Great pic

 

[BY Bob]

Today kinda sucks! Remember that elderly lady neighbor? Well she’s sick and had no one to help her out. She called me and asked me to come over. I brought Sir Jaffar with me, fed her and took her to the bathroom. Gave her her meds and am now in her living room watching tv with my rooster buddy. I will be heading home soon as a caregiver arrives this afternoon. Sir Jaffar has been feeling better lately and I’m glad for that!

Nicely done.

 

[RoyalChick]

Can chickens have green ears? View attachment 3685152
Maybe they're closer to yellow or creamy white? I dunno, they looked green to me.
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Piglet has blue ears - roughly the same color as the eggs she lays.
Pooh has green/yellow ears. Sometimes very green. This photo a bit more yellow. She hasn’t started laying so I don’t know the color of her eggs.

 

[featherhead007]

Me and my rooster, had to pick up food for my neighbor. I get the strangest looks from people when I have Sir Jaffar with me.
I just tell them that he’s my buddy and we are inseparable!

 

[featherhead007]

Piglet has blue ears - roughly the same color as the eggs she lays.
Pooh has green/yellow ears. Sometimes very green. This photo a bit more yellow. She hasn’t started laying so I don’t know the color of her eggs.

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I get that look from my birds all the time!

 

[Debbie292d]

I need to go to town and drop off the paperwork for the rental house. But the courthouse won’t let me bring my rooster with me. What’s the matter with government these days?

Courthouses generally wouldn't let anyone in with any animal/pet. Maybe if it were caged they'd think about it. Imagine me walking in there with my pet Chinchilla who gets spooked and leaps out of my hands and runs under some Amish lady's skirt.

 

[Debbie292d]

Me and my rooster, had to pick up food for my neighbor. I get the strangest looks from people when I have Sir Jaffar with me.
I just tell them that he’s my buddy and we are inseparable!

I have a macaw parrot, Sophie. She used to come with me everywhere too. But stayed in the car when I went inside anywhere as I don't trust people.