Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Desertvalleychickens]

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"Leave the feather alone, Hooman! I know you are not trying to take them, are you? Poor fellow, she must be furious about this! I must call a meeting on Beakbook about this. This cannot go on!"

Uh oh, Nightfeather is planning something!

She was planning something!
I left the phone on top of the chicken scratch barrel to go and do something, and when I got back, I saw the whole flock crowding around it! Sheenfeather was logged into her account on Beakbook and was typing something about "world domination and Hooman servants!" I gotta keep an eye on those chooks!

Tax:

Spot the fluffy butt!

 

[rural mouse]

Oops sorry I truly did mean @RoyalChick!
I’ve changed it

I found it funny! (Shhhh! I've given a gentle tug on them in the past....)

 

[Marie2020]

She was planning something!
I left the phone on top of the chicken scratch barrel to go and do something, and when I got back, I saw the whole flock crowding around it! Sheenfeather was logged into her account on Beakbook and was typing something about "world domination and Hooman servants!" I gotta keep an eye on those chooks!

Tax:
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Spot the fluffy butt!

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

Okay...
Gate tax:
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Fluffy butts under the pines

If you would like more Tax, here is a chook on my leg. Digging its claws in. VERY uncomfortable.

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

At the end of the day, a cool evening.

 

[featherhead007]

Just aim them at Alex

 

[featherhead007]

Tonight, it’s just me and my Coco!
She’s purring away, while I’m throwing insults at her in a gentle voice.
You pretty, toothless, featherless, seed smacking, Turkey without dressing.
You should be behind bars, not just wear them.
You wanna go beak to beak with me, you can prepare for a good lip smacking!
You have such soft new beautiful feathers, who did you steal them from?
And other things

 

[featherhead007]

Tonight, it’s just me and my Coco!
She’s purring away, while I’m throwing insults at her in a gentle voice.
You pretty, toothless, featherless, seed smacking, Turkey without dressing.
You should be behind bars, not just wear them.
You wanna go beak to beak with me, you can prepare for a good lip smacking!
You have such soft new beautiful feathers, who did you steal them from?
And other things

 

[featherhead007]

Come on, confess, everyone talks to their chicken friends!
I made up with Coco, by sharing my dinner ham and cheese sandwich with her.

 

[ChicoryBlue]

I found it funny! (Shhhh! I've given a gentle tug on them in the past....)

I have too, gently, on a feather sticking positively sideways out from a thigh, but found nope, it's definitely attached, and they didn't like me touching it!