Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Can we just be real for a minute? No we can’t, that’s not fun does Phyllis know that she’s the center of attention with these songs?

She surely does.

 

[BY Bob]

They have free choice of 17% layer and also 21% starter but they prefer the layer, esp the textured layer.

That should help. I would give her a couple of eggs to get settled before you start to be concerned.

 

[BY Bob]

The chicks were six weeks old when I put them in an integration pen with the adults.
Fez was SO pissed about their arrival; she charged the fencing constantly, poofy and growling.
Well then I left on vacation, leaving them with a daily visit from a petsitter.
Vulture, being the flightiest of the five, was the one destined to find any gap in the enclosure. And I don’t doubt the petsitter left just a tiny gap in the top/cap fencing after feeding them.
She was found the next day in a nest box.

Spoiler: Warning: Raw wound

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Oh dear lord! That's awful.

 

[BY Bob]

Okay, all you great/verbose people out there - what is a good name for me? I'm not fond of 'enabler', as I only enable at time (but when I do, I do - right @RoyalChick ) I suspect it will be a while before I progress points wise to move on to whatever BYC's next level is beyond 'enabler', so I'm open to suggestions!

Also, hope @BY Bob , @RebeccaBoyd , @ChicoryBlue , @RoyalChick , and any others in the path of this past storm, weathered it well. (I know @RoyalChick , you aren't home - but hopefully you have a good clean-up crew for the snow, with no other issues while you are traveling)

The storm was nothing here, not even 4 inches. I will think on a name for you....

 

[BY Bob]

@bgmathteach how about "Poultry Pythogorast"

 

[BY Bob]

And I’m still voting for ZZ Top

They are in there!

 

[rural mouse]

I think @rural mouse @Ponypoor all had good ideas. I will try

Chicken Counter
Counting the Chickens
Statischicken

I like those! Especially Statischicken!
Edit: this went all sorts of wonky

 

[RoyalChick]

Tender or tenor?

The Singing Chickeneer

 

[RoyalChick]

I love this!

I like this too. How about: Mathmachicken Mama

Adding Mama gives it a good beat and captures the big warm loving embrace that I associate with @bgmathteach

 

[rural mouse]

Mugs

PITA

Cardhu is working on posing. She practiced here multiple times yesterday