Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

If you want to blame someone, Featherhead brought it up
(Oh great. Jaffar's gonna come after me for that).

Tax as requested by Ponypoor.
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Not stripes but that glorious comb and gorgeous wattles make up for it

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

At first I thought they were chicks in that first photo!

Well, that would be an overwhelmingly LARGE amount of chicks!

 

[notabitail]

Wait, I thought we weren't supposed to get political? I read the primer.
Well, regardless, Grandma got a hold of some cotton balls.
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So she decided to have a white curly "wig."
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I tried to fix it...
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But somehow, each time, it only got worse...
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I think it's a BYC rule. Since here in the US everyone who votes for Y will be at the throats of those who vote for Z and vice versa.

 

[notabitail]

Not stripes but that glorious comb and gorgeous wattles make up for it

You thought I'd follow your instructions to the letter?

 

[Ponypoor]

I doubt you Canadians race anyways considering you all have so much maple syrup. Things must get sticky there.

Slippery more like

Tree chicks in a tree

 

[notabitail]

Slippery more like

Tree chicks in a tree
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I am now very hungry. Where's my waffles and maple syrup?

I haven't had waffles in ages

 

[Ponypoor]

What's wrong with that?

Why do Beethoven have to get rid of his chickens?

Spoiler: Whaaaat???

All they would say was
Bach
Bach
Bach…….

That’s chicken talk

Which is what this thread is for

 

[rural mouse]

Your child are tough. Mine would stay in the complex and whine all day.

For the most part, they retreat to the coop, but they seem to like breakfast al fresco. Whiskey did that creaky grumbling whine all over the yard first....making sure the snow was everywhere and complaining the whole time.....then retreated to the coop.

 

[notabitail]

Why do Beethoven have to get rid of his chickens?

Spoiler: Whaaaat???

All they would say was
Bach
Bach
Bach…….

That’s chicken talk

Which is what this thread is for

I knew that one.

And that's why tax exists. Because if you go off topic you're supposed to pay up.

 

[Ponypoor]

Bernie laid an egg today. First time in over 3 months.
I was so surprised to see a brown egg it took me a minute to figure out what happened.
Thank you Bernie!

Wonderful! I am expecting your other ladies to start up soon now I can’t wait to see what they all lay