Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[LhickenChicken]

Simple. Just dangle a ton of old computers in front of me in exchange for cleaning your chicken poop for a hour. No way I'm going to refuse that.

I don't have a ton of computers, but it takes 1 hour if you're fast, and 2 if you're slow.
I have a 8-tb Western Digital Enterprise gold series waiting for you

 

[LhickenChicken]

He's do better than any politician in the US.

And maybe he'll subsidize organic sugar and mealworms so I don't have to have high fructose corn syrup with every Dr pepper.

Why do you drink that stuff anyway? (If you see they don't allow you to give it to your chooks, because it poisons them, maybe you shouldn't be giving it to yourself! High fructose corn syrup problem solved!)

 

[LhickenChicken]

I doubt you Canadians race anyways considering you all have so much maple syrup. Things must get sticky there.

It doesn't run in rivers, you know! (contrary to popular belief)

 

[RoyalChick]

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I think Sunny laid this egg. She's one of my Belief Elders. <--I love that!

What a lovely egg. Bernie is supposed to lay an egg like that, but she ignored that memo!

 

[LhickenChicken]

Slippery more like

Tree chicks in a tree
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Yeah, since it snowed, I've been sliding on the ice underneath the snow (I've fallen twice already, ow!)

 

[LhickenChicken]

TAX! You owe more tax, that’s what!
I’m sure I have SHRA tax now, so here.
Pastel and Eli are near each other. Willow and Opal are near each other. The unwanted rooster is by himself. Poor Gumbo…
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Aww, is Gumbo a BPR? He looks a little like Shiva did at his age. I'll have to get a picture of Shiva up here

 

[RoyalChick]

Simple. Just dangle a ton of old computers in front of me in exchange for cleaning your chicken poop for a hour. No way I'm going to refuse that.

I don't have a ton of computers, but it takes 1 hour if you're fast, and 2 if you're slow.
I have a 8-tb Western Digital Enterprise gold series waiting for you

Why do you drink that stuff anyway? (If you see they don't allow you to give it to your chooks, because it poisons them, maybe you shouldn't be giving it to yourself! High fructose corn syrup problem solved!)

It doesn't run in rivers, you know! (contrary to popular belief)

I feel the tax bill is mounting here.
You know it is much easier to pay your taxes as you go. Just add your tax picture to your off-topic post.
If you don't have a tax picture then maybe don't post off topic until you can afford to pay your taxes.

My tax for tax talk: a green chicken about to mud-bathe.

 

[LhickenChicken]

This is some examples of the stuff I saw at the Poultry comp. last year.
Overgrown nails (the ones at the comp I was at had worse nails)
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Beak problems View attachment 3742181
More toe problems
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This is how they live their whole life
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And then this is what they get for one or two days a year. And after that they probably get culled. View attachment 3742185

The thing with the beaks is because they got debeaked to not be able to peck each other's heads in the cages

 

[rural mouse]

I feel the tax bill is mounting here.
You know it is much easier to pay your taxes as you go. Just add your tax picture to your off-topic post.
If you don't have a tax picture then maybe don't post off topic until you can afford to pay your taxes.

My tax for tax talk: a green chicken about to mud-bathe.
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Mud bathe?! I know they like damp dirt sometimes, but mud?!

Maybe I shouldn't be commenting....Sherlock seems to bathe in snow....

 

[RoyalChick]

Mud bathe?! I know they like damp dirt sometimes, but mud?!

Maybe I shouldn't be commenting....Sherlock seems to bathe in snow....

She thought better of it quite soon. But not before getting her legs and undercarriage completely caked.
This morning she looks all clean again, so I am glad I just left her rather than imposing bath time which would have been stressful for both of us.