Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[bgmathteach]

Ya I have window sill roosting chooks - ugh poopy window sills.

And Buttrrcup and Misty like to roost on that door, I am surprised the curtain on the window isn’t full of crud

If you work some kind of oil into the cleaned window sills it will make them super easy to clean. (deck protector, or literally any kind of oil, or a semi-gloss paint)
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The curtains are close enough that most of the poo bombs go past them.

 

[Ponypoor]

I agree - my rocks are very smart - but just even keeled.

Larry is very devious a true chicken if ever there was one

 

[Ponypoor]

If you work some kind of oil into the cleaned window sills it will make them super easy to clean. (deck protector, or literally any kind of oil, or a semi-gloss paint)
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The curtains are close enough that most of the poo bombs go past them.

It’s ok - I have yet to finish them - yet!

I always have something more pressing to deal with - but yes, when I do finish them off I will paint them with a semi-gloss - if they weren’t so high up I would also put chicken tracks on them

 

[ChicoryBlue]

Fluffy Butt Friday

Anna's backside

Popcorn's fluffy butt-side

Diane's floof, with Anna facing forward

 

[ChicoryBlue]

But I don’t want anyone roosting there. They poop all over the window!
My Princesses have over 25’ of roost to choose from (not counting the rafters), I think they can learn to use what is already there.
Or poop on the window. Sigh.

Window poop is a whole 'nother issue! I thought her perching comfort was your concern

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

@featherhead007

Is this one of yours?

No, however the chicken and the house look quite familiar...

 

[RoyalChick]

Somehow I can never get fluffy butt pictures these days. But look - I randomly got a picture that is only fluffy butts!

 

[bgmathteach]

WARNING:
Consumer Alert;
There is now concrete evidence that poor quality, defective products are being installed. It is suspected that a cheap, Chinese knockoff is being substituted for quality American products.

Buyer beware! Unfortunately, once installed, due to the nature of the installation process, they can not be removed nor replaced - you own them for life!
One would expect that spray booth sprayers would provide a smooth, even finish - with uniform dimpling if desired. Instead, this is what is produced by the installed defective sprayers:

Notice the multiple uneven colouring, dimpling in bands instead of uniformly applied, and random splotching.

Be forewarned and be sure to get spray booths installed by quality vendors with known reputations for quality and consistency!

 

[rural mouse]

Updated pics

Miss Marple

Hetty Wainthropp

Kate Warne

Blurr (with 2 Rs)

Focus

Spoiler: guess what!

Hyacinth

Violet

Daisy

Rose

Liz (aka Elizabeth)

The whole crew

 

[featherhead007]

Updated pics

View attachment 3761302Miss Marple

View attachment 3761303Hetty Wainthropp

View attachment 3761306Kate Warne

View attachment 3761305Blurr (with 2 Rs)

View attachment 3761307Focus

Spoiler: guess what!

View attachment 3761311Hyacinth

View attachment 3761312Violet

View attachment 3761309Daisy

View attachment 3761308Rose

View attachment 3761310Liz (aka Elizabeth)

View attachment 3761314The whole crew

How did God pack so much cuteness in those tiny creatures?