Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

So what services are you offering?
Just lawn mowing or will your guys pull weeds, plant shrubs? Prune trees? Spread mulch? Lay pavers?

We can do all that, but we won’t do windows!
Actually, I give the customer a choice. I can design landscape plans, water features, and plumbing sprinkler systems. I already have contacts with the local nurseries for new trees and plants
So “from weeds to waterfalls, we do it all!”

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

Yay! Oh that really cool! I have only hatched under a mama here.

I've only hatched under a mama twice.

 

[RoyalChick]

We can do all that, but we won’t do windows!
Actually, I give the customer a choice. I can design landscape plans, water features, and plumbing sprinkler systems. I already have contacts with the local nurseries for new trees and plants
So “from weeds to waterfalls, we do it all!”

Wonderful. Good for you!
You know you need a website.

 

[featherhead007]

Wonderful. Good for you!
You know you need a website.

Not yet. I already have more customers waiting than my small business can handle. I have paper business cards. I ordered them yesterday afternoon

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

*wakes up and hears peeping*
Ooh, a cracked egg...

Would you look at this little fluffball of joy!

You're an early bird, aren't you? Well, your brothers and sisters should be coming soon! There is another 2 pipped eggs!

Judging by its little single comb, and the golden brown and black fluff... it should be...
Stormfeather's and one of the Black Australorp's son/daughter!

 

[Ponypoor]

I did it! I have been so behind for so long!
Everyone likes cat food
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Yay! You made it! I loved those pictures! And I have missed seeing your velociraptors and your dragon.

And your beautiful moggies of course.

 

[featherhead007]

Not yet. I already have more customers waiting than my small business can handle. I have paper business cards. I ordered them yesterday afternoon

“Landscape and creative gardening, “
(Chickens optional, but available!)

 

[Ponypoor]

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Good morning! Lovely ladies.

 

[Ponypoor]

Some jerk set his large dog on my old boy and me yesterday evening. I had too grab my boy and run. The idiot thought it was just a bit of fun. It almost broke me and my poor old dog was terrified

The last guy in the same flat was a professional burglar he's left now they've moved in this plank.. I heard him giggle before the dog was on us, he didn't even call his dog back.
If I report this it could cost his dog's life, if I don't it could be the end of my boy and even me.

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I would report that, a child could be hurt, or the dog could come up an get at Princess.

Dogs at large around here are rounded up and sent to the animal control.

 

[featherhead007]

Good morning! Lovely ladies.

“Good morning to you, that crazy wonderful lady in Canada who daddy talks about so often!”